so i got a 15 year old pregnant

I wish these 24 year old supermodels would get off my dick. jeesus! I know I'm fine, but damn....u can have my dick as soon as i'm 18
 
federel pound me in the ass prison for you


but its bullshit.

im sure your inmate would have had "passion" with you to.. hey maybe he would have been 12 years older than you!
 
El Mariachi said:
Yea, see amanda knew about the girl I was seeing at the time, and one time we talked over AIM and she said she had a poem for me, I went through my logs and here it is:

When our eyes met
I just can't believe
You're with someone else
With one kiss you have me
I want to look into your eyes
To feel that special place

I've been waiting for so long
It's starting to kill me
What do I have to do
It's like she's casting a spell
I wish I knew how to break it
So you take a little notice of me

I wanna take you away
We could forget about life for a while
Drift to a world of ecstasy
Where I can hold you
You look so happy with her
I wouldn't want to tear you apart
But whatever happens, I just want you to know
If you ever need me
I'll be here for you
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Can we turn this into a "Restless, Restless" (from Howard Stern) type contest....someone needs to turn this into a song.
 
i hope this girl never gets a grundge against u and spills her guts on how she got preg and who.. cuz i dunno how you'd avoid jail :(
 
Killjoy- said:
Also what about poor Hydrogen? You have one-upped him in pedo rank and he will be crying himself to sleep on a crib sheet somewhere.
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This post is the best part of this thread ^^^
 
I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen
(Solo)
Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love
She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me
 
El Mariachi said:
that's cool.

but imagine what would happen if i actually did mess with a 15 year old?
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You're gonna have to not try so hard if you want to fool people, El Mar. It works better if you're subtle about it.
 
samuelk said:
You're gonna have to not try so hard if you want to fool people, El Mar. It works better if you're subtle about it.
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He can't help it ... he's a master storyteller a'la "Big Fish."
 
The part that sux is that I just figured out a way to positively tell he was lying. Now he admits it...oh well. Sherlock mode off.
 
It's sad when shoutcast stations have to rely on Jerry Springer stunts to get people to listen...
 
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