Do any of you guys own a fleshlight?

bowl of blood said:
yeah while we're on the subject what is with that? why do boomers world round need lube/lotion to jerk off, i never got that. seems like your hand would just slip? is it because i have a micropenis?
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I believe it is because of the Jewish mandated rule that all American male babies must have their foreskins removed.

Nothing better than hiding in plain sight.
 
Osmethae said:
I would 100% bang some vietnamese trannies there over a fleshlight

Live a little, damn
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trannies are more of a thai / filipina thing
cambodia is kids

viet girls are pretty fukn ride or die

like if you have urself a viet bitch but u got a viet side bitch
ur viet girl will fukn find her and splash acid in her face
but she aint leaving u
 
Save the environment and money. Instead of a Fleshlight use a chicken roll with extra mayo. When you're finished you can eat it.

Use a long roll. Heat it up in the microwave first.

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SharpShooter said:
I have to travel a lot for work in the coming months and I’d like to spend the months coming if you know what I mean. And by that I mean I’d like to ejaculate into a silicone toy shaped like women’s orifices. The last girl I dated reminded me of their existence and since I don’t want to bang Vietnamese girls when I have to spend nearly a month in the rice paddies.. well.. I’ve gotta look into something.

Looking at them they’re pretty wild. I used to jerk off to some of these pornstars before I started banging supermodels all the time. Should I just buy one of their ones? What about these alien ones? The stamina thing?

Asking for a friend.
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Would you say you are buy-curious?
 
bowl of blood said:
the fuck is a chicken roll & does it go in fridge
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FleshRoll Recipe
- Take one fresh bread roll 10" long.
- Drill 1/2" hole in the end of it. Drill the hole 8" deep. But do not drill through to other end.
- Using a funnel, pour a handful of ground-up cooked chicken breast into hole.
- Pour 1/4 cup of mayonnaise into hole.
- Stir with skewer.
- Remove skewer.
- Microwave for 30 seconds.
- Put your dick in it.
- Make thrusting motions.
- When finished. Eat it.
- Serves 2 (a la carte entree size).
 
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