that my daughter says looks like "a big caterpillar". should i tell people:
a. removed skin cancer (the truth)
b. knife fight in a bar
c. shot in the neck while stopping late night fight at seven eleven
d. unborn twin (four teeth and a tiny arm bone)
e. dominatrix did not hear safe word due to stuck zipper in leather mask
f. it's a caterpillar
decide my fate tw. with what outrageous tale shall i thrill my co-workers on
the morrow?
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