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rage boy, maybe you are unaware of the actual procedure
I'm well aware, would you like me to tell you the story of how I was cut?

I was given a potion that made me powerless to move or speak, yet did nothing to dull my senses.

With a hooked blade I was sliced, root and stem, hearing chanting all the while.

My parts were burned in a brazier. The flames turned blue and I heard a voice answer the call.

I still dream of that night.

 
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That is actually not a bad idea if you actually had a legit docking boat with its own propulsion
 
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I would tear her womb out for that, what a ****

that ****in nutless wonder is just taking it like the gelded cuck he is
after being married 3 years, there's no way I will ever consider getting snipped. might as well just lop your sack right off.

pill + knowledge of cycle + pulling out (when necessary) is all but foolproof.

also, your second sentence is a haiku. best sentence on TW all year congrats
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZShA_a-5r8
 
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"My good friend's teenage daughter wants a noise ring for Christmas. I told my buddy about this one. She'll be so surprised!"
 
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Your friends daughter is a basic *****
 
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srsly? ppl don't still do nose rings do they?

how 1995
 
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"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAID" (in harmony)
 
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srsly? ppl don't still do nose rings do they?

how 1995
he said noise ring
 
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he said noise ring
Seriously, I was wondering if you blew through the nostrils like a whistle or something.
 
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spot on.
 
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Machine is jammed again
 
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Translation. I am desperately in denial about how ugly I am. I am willing to allow anyone and anything to abuse my vagina. If you can find it.
 
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