Went to the San Diego School of Baseball as a kid. Did things like...
Was taught the split finger fastball by Dave Smith (AllStar closer for Houston Astros in the 80's)
edit - WTF...just looked up his Wiki and apparently he died of a heart attack last December. Only 53
Took batting lessons from Tony Gwynn. (and as a lifelong San Diegen this was especially cool)
Was taught proper fielding and baserunning techniques by Alan Trammell
Was stabbed 10 times in a fight.
Bought Kato Kaelin a beer when drunk in a Hollywood bar. (and to this day I wish I could go back in time and kick myself in the balls right before I did that).
I don't know wtf I was thinking.