in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate

LogRoller said:
if you'd like to munch on a cookie
try your wife's, as she'd love some nookie
just don't let your tongue
run over her bung
as mistakes go, it sure is a rookie
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Your understanding of us is quite muddy
and I'll explain because you're a buddy:
for the sake of my pole
I'll lick her back hole -
but this week I'd find it quite bloody.
 
Bounty said:
Your understanding of us is quite muddy
and I'll explain because you're a buddy:
for the sake of my pole
I'll lick her back hole -
but this week I'd find it quite bloody.
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she's evacuating dead eggs?

could make her as gay as reggs

women on the rag

dont want a shag

oh what the fuck lets call the feds ;<
 
Gangrel said:
logs
rolling
sharts
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there was a man who once rolled logs
it was his job, in rain or fog
he'd roll them right, he'd roll them left
he'd roll them till he was bereft
to home he'd go, all tired and beat
to sit on down and rest his feet
his wife would cook a giant steak
the lumberjack would then partake
but after eating all that beef
he'd clutch his abdomen in grief
"I think i have to fart" he'd say
his wife then knelt on down to pray
"oh lord above" she quietly said
"please help my hubby 'fore he's dead"
the lumberjack did bend on down
he felt some gas and so he frowned
he clutched his belly and he shook
it's lots of gas, be not mistook
the gas was painful, holy cow
some sweat had beaded 'cross his brow
the wife still prayed to end his pain
his face turned red and he did strain
and as his wife ended her chants
he cut a fart and shat his pants
 
Al'Muktar, I can't help but think
that your rhythm might sort of stink.
To get the right trick
for a good Limerick,
I hope you will visit this link! :D
 
Bounty said:
Al'Muktar, I can't help but think
that your rhythm might sort of stink.
To get the right trick
for a good Limerick,
I hope you will visit this link! :D
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oh dear my pal bounty

your poor brain must stink

its not that im british

my brain is just pink

I'm trained in the shakespeare

so my rythm is just

well I'm just english

so shakespeare I must :heart:
 
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.


1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - Shitting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.
 
Gizmo said:
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.


1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - Shitting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.
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you missed out the obligatory reference to 'that one guy'
 
LogRoller said:
there was a man who once rolled logs
it was his job, in rain or fog
he'd roll them right, he'd roll them left
he'd roll them till he was bereft
to home he'd go, all tired and beat
to sit on down and rest his feet
his wife would cook a giant steak
the lumberjack would then partake
but after eating all that beef
he'd clutch his abdomen in grief
"I think i have to fart" he'd say
his wife then knelt on down to pray
"oh lord above" she quietly said
"please help my hubby 'fore he's dead"
the lumberjack did bend on down
he felt some gas and so he frowned
he clutched his belly and he shook
it's lots of gas, be not mistook
the gas was painful, holy cow
some sweat had beaded 'cross his brow
the wife still prayed to end his pain
his face turned red and he did strain
and as his wife ended her chants
he cut a fart and shat his pants
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you really put some thought into that
im honored
 
AkumA said:
x girlfriend
hot
selfish
temper
potty mouth
insecure
jealous
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AkumA said:
x's name is shani (weird i know)

Sha-knee
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okay, here goes

akuma used to date a girl
her name was shani don't you know
she had great tits and a sweet face
and mikey's cock she'd often blow
but she'd get mad and curse real loud
she'd call our pal a stupid ass
poor mike would sit and take it, though
for her he cared though she was crass
till finally one day she burst
and tore old mike a brand new hole
"you ass fuck cock whore cunt and kike"
"you shitstained cumdrenched blistered pole"
"i hate it when you do this thing"
"i hate it when you do that too"
"i hate you when you eat your food"
"i hate the way you fuck me too"
"you fucking ass, you piece of shit"
"i'll kill you in your fucking sleep"
so mikey kicked her in the cunt
till she was dead, and buried her deep
and as he filled her putrid grave
poor shani's eyes stared up at him
yeah sure, she's hot, but there's much more
than tits and ass and a tight quim
so if you're in new jersey pal
look up old mike, cause he's your mate
perhaps he'll show you shani's grave
right there under the interstate
 
LogRoller said:
first there was mav, he's super fat
he's also emo and a brat
there's also avatar, that tub
he'd spread lard all over his grub
young gwokable has much to lose
where weight's concerned, this is old news
and gofishgrrl, that big fat whale
she'd hork down pizza by the bale
dr jonez could lose some weight
biking should help drive his fate
kahula is said to be plump
she sports a muffin top o'er her rump
fngrbang thinks he's not bulky
but mention it, and he gets sulky
yes all the tee dub fatties whine
they need to lose their bottom line
and though we love them, fat and all
a skinny man can best stand tall
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oh the greatness.
 
DDS said:
1. Al Muk
2. that he lies about his age
3. everyone would see him for what he actually is
4. he gave me ecstasy
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there's rumors that al muk loves allah
and drives round a chevy impala
he says he's a young guy
but we know that's a lie
so we killed him and made "muk marsala"
 
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