Jesus H Fuck, Tangerine Mussolini really excelled himself with this one. Let the stable genius have the nuke button I reckon. What could possibly go wrong?
In before "yeah but TDS
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In before "yeah but TDS
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Congratulations to the great state of Kansas...
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tbf he'd have to actually stop in the first place.
I'm in the office getting paid to do this. You're doing this in your own time, in the middle of the night. One of us is a fool. Do you need a couple of guesses for this?
Haha. Brasstax mad. Calm down fella.
O Mitch - you so right - I so mad. Onee thing, I have this coronavirus ting - I have feeva, mitch - we so sick - cough all time now - what we do mitch? Wat aw us po mericuns do now? You help save us Mitch? maybe go inside and battle virus, Mitch? You so small and so smart. You help us now Mitch? Maybe master help too. No more hide time on TW, Midge. You help now? K? K Mitch?
For a minute there I thought you had actually posted this 15 minutes after accusing ME of being drunk...
Turns out it was 16 minutes.
O Mitch - you so funny. You so smart. You so tiny. You make us all laugh long time. Tell us more jokes about Donald trump ok? So in vogue. So fashionable. You so cool, midge. We all want to be you. Soon, all of us shrink to be smaller than you, Midge. Then you be king. King of America, Mitch. You be happy then. Awww Mitch. We love you so!
Mad drunk effortposting is best effortposting.
Oh midge - I always knew you help us. We so stupid. So tiny penis. So so tiny penis. You brit expats with so giant penis - make a money posting on TW while big boss pay you. So sober. Such strong back. So good vacation photographer. Very sober. Very smart. We come now, watchee red dots, Mitch. Put on mask now.
Take your meds and go to sleep.
Fair point, well made. It's of course reasonable to expect a British dood living in the Middle East to know more about basic US geography than the ACTUAL FUCKING PRESIDENT.