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Obibun
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1 - 01-10-2010, 19:10
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29 years old, two kids.

I thought, hey what the hell, worth a laugh.

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What are your thoughts on ridiculously good looking younger men?
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Curiousity killed the cat, and my thoughts on very attractive younger men would be a sin to describe and I wouldn't want to corrupt your little virgin mind!
at which point I told her "wow full of yourself eh? **** off ***** I'd totally be the one corrupting you"

and I get this response:

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hmmmm interesting that you say older woman are full of themselves, after reading your profile seems like you seem to be a bit full of urself aswell, and i highly doubt that you could corrupt me in anyway shape or form, My sexual mentality is probably way worse then yours believe it or not, but i dont live the type of life style u do, i dont get inebriated and chase skirts, and plus most of the girls ive kissed are terrible kissers and i tried going the lesbian route but i really dont think i could give up cock, I love it way to much. Tho you're more then welcome to try, i'm sure you have ur little fantasies of what you would like to do to me if you have the chance...bust a load on my face or ****, or in my mouth...feel what I'd be like if i had my lips on your dick or feel how wet i am on your lips...


oh man
 
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I thought you were a pimp? Why are you using a dating site?
 
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Why the **** would you ruin your chances with her, regardless if she's a ****ing psycho, I bet she can ****ing ride a cock
 
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I thought you were a pimp? Why are you using a dating site?
 
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Mattack
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jesus dude
 
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Obibun
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hahaha ur hilarious...not! and you dont seriosuly think that i'm going to accept your invitation by going out for a drink with you do you?....you're eye candy and i have kids and maybe if i didnt i'd totally **** the **** out of you, but thats not what i'm looking for...from what i read you seem to be a very intelligent individual and the fact that you can admit that you are an ******* probably means that you're not...she must have ****ed you over pretty good!!! Here's my msn but don't count your chickens that your charm will get you into my pants because it wont.... xxxxx@xxxxx.com (dont ask) and my profile name is "xxxxxxx" when u add me (again don't ask) and my names xxxxx just incase o i don't know you wanted to know who u were talking to...take care.
yeah okay as if you're not going to **** me first chance you get

except I'm in Germany

oh well
 
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perro
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is obibum a mormo? why is he so dumb?
 
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Way to neg her bro.
 
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Phalanx
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that was kind of, like, hot
 
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Hudson
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I'M JUST DOING IT FOR FUN, I GET ALL THE ***** I WANT ALREADY! NERDVIRGIN!!!!!11one1
 
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Obibun
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no negging involved, I just told her she was full of herself because she clearly is

***** I ****ed a 30 year old

you're 29

you think you're something special? please

I **** models

(was basically what I said)
 
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Obibun
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question for people experienced with older women as I've never ****ed one with kids

is the vag loose?
 
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I thought you were a pimp? Why are you using a dating site?
 
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The oldest i've ****ed is 20 and i'm 19...sooo does that count? She's not a teen anymore
 
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Obibun
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these are some choice parts from my profile:

My Self-Summary

I'm also known as a bit of a homewrecker. I've ruined more relationships than most people have had.

Oh, I like to **** around a lot with Photoshop.. which is why my profile picture is so awesome.



I***8217;m really good at

.. pretty much everything, I'm kind of a big deal.



The first things people usually notice about me

The fact I'm really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.



My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm really not a picky person most of the time.

Except when it comes to vegetarians and vegans.

I hate vegetarians and vegans.. every time I meet one I make a point to double my meat intake for the next week just to spite them.



You should message me if

this profile hasn't intimidated the hell out of you.

Which it probably should unless you're a gorgeous model who just got a scholarship to Harvard while simultaneously saving orphaned kittens who are being shot at by Peruvian guerilla fighters from a burning building on top of a volcano in the Andes mountains.. or something.
 
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Obibun
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also I have 6 photos up

in 3 of them I am kissing girls

 
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Lamb
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mantello is a ******
 
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20 - 01-10-2010, 19:22
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You're a ******.
 
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