yeah so...

‘EVE’ Online’ To Console Your Loss

EVE Online has built itself on a foundation that the strong survive, and the weak exist only as long as the strong allow it. Okay okay, it’s not quite that brutal, but it is a very difficult game for new players to get into. Thousands of players give the game a try each year, and of them only a small percentage stick around longer than a week.
[.....]

CCP Games is developing the means to integrate a literal grief counseling program into EVE Online, specifically for these new players. The idea is that once the program is available, when a player loses a new ship they’ll be directly contacted by an in-game moderator. The moderator will be tasked with explaining to a new player exactly what happened, whether it’s their fault or not, and then ease them back into the game from there; sometimes even with a replacement ship. The program won’t always have a human touch, eventually they’d like to compile enough data to just make it a quick, painless automatic process to teach new players more quickly.
[.....]

I have never played Eve Online so I cannot comment on the learning curve but this is wtf material.

game is hardcore pvp... they doin dis to keep noobs from ragequitting soon as they lose their first ship

What about cake?

Kids these days...

seriously.

Where was my grief counseling while I was getting base raped on snowblind for 20 minutes that felt like 20 hours.

Or when I was getting smashed over and over again because I couldn't find the rocket launch or armor in time?


EVE: Online # SafeSpaceSim

clickbait fakenew

base **** sucked worse than **** ****.