Always wondered how this would have looked had it been coming from the lips of Dolemite.
In A.D. 2101
War wuz beginnin'.
Captain, dig dis: Whut happen ?
Opuh'to': Some fool set down us de bomb
Opuh'to': We dig signal
Captain, dig dis: Whut ! Right on!
Opuh'to': Main screen turn on
Captain, dig dis: It's You's ! Preach it loud, bruddah!
Cats, dig dis: How is you gentlemen ! Preach it loud, bruddah!
Cats, dig dis: All yo' base is belong t'us
Cats, dig dis: You's is on de way t'destrucshun
Captain, dig dis: Whut ya' say ! Preach it loud, bruddah! Cats, dig dis: You's gots no chance t'survive make yo' time
Cats, dig dis: HA HA HA HA ....
Cats, dig dis: Snatch off every 'zig'
Captain, dig dis: You's know whut ya' hangin'
Captain, dig dis: Move 'zig'
Captain, dig dis: Fo' great justice
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