[143 wpm] One hundred and fourty three words per minute

You will make a fucking awesome secretary, make sure he is fat and balding so his paunch can rest on your lower back while he is drilling you.
 
wordspeed.bmp
 
I am not usually a grammar and spelling queen. But that one pisses me off. >:-[

I was a wake all through second grade.
 
Nah it's cool, I'm glad you pointed it out. It's a pretty glaring error that apparently isn't well known because ordinarily the typical nerdgins would've jumped on it like rare WoW loot in the first page if it was.
 
is that supposed to be hard or something? i don't understand what you're trying to brag about at this point
 
My best typing score was 105 with 100% accuracy. I only go at about 65 nowadays tho.

When I was the Lotus 1-2-3 "Macro Wizard", I could type 500 commands per minute (slash letter), with maybe 3 errors per year.
 
My favourite part about typing tests was when I get like 140wpm and it's still trying to sell me typing software

bitch I don't need typing software

I'm already a typing machine
 
Obibun is a player that fucks supermodels every minute and also enters internet typing contests and posts the results to Tribalwar.com.

And then monitors the replys.

. . . .. .
 
Sorry if I don't conform to what you consider to be generally accepted social norms

I can type 143wpm and still fuck hot bitches on the daily

amazing isn't it?
 
What hot bitches?

Obi you've been living in a co-ed dorm for 4 months, and haven't got laid yet. The nerds are getting worried.

Sure the reputation, the convertible and the belt all helped at Queen's, but now it seems like those things made you. A real player works with what he has. But not scoring without the convertible, doesn't look good bro. Doesn't look good at all.

Not that you ever scored with top shelf females. But surely getting laid in a co-ed dorm isn't impossible is it?

Is it? I mean it's like been four fukless months man ...

Why don't you call your parents, ask them to spend some jewgold on leasing a bmw? That way you can trick your target crowd of dumb goyim whores into thinking your successful and get your dick wet again. It's worked for you before, what are you waiting for?
 
oh hey look it's arsin famous for going crazy and have a massive nerd psychological breakdown which ended in him being banned in what can only be described as fatal nerd hilarity

what's up ellen
 
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