I am gorgeous, intelligent, and a total asshole. ;D.
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My Self-Summary
I'll be totally honest, I put this profile up because I lost a bet. I have a whole ton of interests, most of them unbecoming of someone who spends half of the week dangerously inebriated and chasing skirt.
I watch television, movies, play games, I do lots of things.. like everyday normal people.. I also know a lot about computers because I spent half of highschool sitting infront of one (yeah, I was just that cool)
I also like to learn. A lot. Doesn't even matter what. I don't know what I did before Wikipedia nor what I would do without it.
Dating sites aren't really my thing. I'm moreso the kind of guy who just meets people in person..
I'm also known as a bit of a homewrecker. I've ruined more relationships than most people have had.
Oh, I like to fuck around a lot with Photoshop.. which is why my profile picture is so awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a student, and I plan to be a student for as long as possible. Two, three degrees would be nice.. anything to keep me from the real world. I quite enjoy not having any responsibilities, bills, or worries.. so I'd rather keep it up while I can.
Real degrees, though.
I’m really good at
.. pretty much everything, I'm kind of a big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact I'm really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm a nerd so I like pretty much everything. I read far too much when you consider I spend 4 nights a week drunk and chasing after women..
I appreciate good movies, I'm very eclectic in music taste and I'll eat pretty much anything if it tastes good.
I'm really not a picky person most of the time.
Except when it comes to vegetarians and vegans.
I hate vegetarians and vegans.. every time I meet one I make a point to double my meat intake for the next week just to spite them.
The six things I could never do without
- Sex
- The Internet
- Alcohol
- A mirror
- My cellphone
- A toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I can speak French.. in Russian.
(no but seriously I speak a lot of languages. It's kind of my thing.)
You should message me if
this profile hasn't intimidated the hell out of you.
Which it probably should unless you're a gorgeous model who just got a scholarship to Harvard while simultaneously saving orphaned kittens who are being shot at by Peruvian guerilla fighters from a burning building on top of a volcano in the Andes mountains.. or something.
