http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/show...11#post4603911

Basically:

madcat and sarca were playing t1, lgbr shows up, sarca asks him if he is going to say sarca has a famers tan to his face (forum drama, apparently). lgbr wisely backs out of said statement, blaming it on bad light. proceeds to continue lingering about behind sarca and madcat. sarca gets ornery, pushes him over, and rolls him a bit, chokes him, then got pulled off by some other folks (including old_skul of mythical woman whoopin' fame dashing to LGBR's rescure, apparently. what a gallant chap.).


But **** y'all I'm not editing all these logs.

[02:05] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so AS I WAS SAYIN
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> it gets more heated at this point
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and basically
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> since sarcastic was talknig **** to LGBR
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and telling him to move
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and telling him that he was going to MAKE him move
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> I guess he felt he needed to put his money where his mouth was
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> ???
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> although
[02:06] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> that concept is kind of wierd

[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> cuz beating up LGBR is like beating up Richard Simmons
[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> worse
[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> its liek beating up a 2 foot tall Richard Simmons

[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so what sarcastic does is
[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> he pushes LGBR back on his chair
[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and LGBR goes flying over backwards

[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> busts his melon on the floor n stuff
[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and like
[02:07] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> ok that is bad enough
[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> but
[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> sarcastic then tackles him on the floor
[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so then the other people nearby
[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> they go to get on sarcastic
[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> to pull him off

[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> only
[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> they ****ing wind up dogpiling onto LGBR


[02:08] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and like I said, this poor nigga is 2 foot tall

[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so dipstick
[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and some other people


[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> are all dogpiled on him

[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and sarcastic is choking him

[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and by the time they pulled him off

[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> LGBR was fixing to die
[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> broken melon

[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> red face
[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> cant breathe

[02:09] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so then oldskul got in there somehow


[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and they dragged sarcastic out
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> meanwhile
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> madcat
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> who was sitting there

[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> decided it would be a good time to GET THE **** OUTTA DODGE
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so she beats it outa there
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> but she got to the hallway
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and everyone is all "What the **** happen madcat???"
[02:10] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> thinkin it was cuz of her

[02:11] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so she got stopped in teh hallway
[02:11] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and then oldskul and sarcastic comes out

[02:11] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and sarcastic is pleading his case

[02:11] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and he goes to madcat-
[02:11] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> "He had it coming, didnt he??? Tell him that he had it comin!"

[02:11] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and madcat is like
[02:12] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> "I dont know WHAT the **** just happened and it has nothing to do with me...."
[02:12] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so she beat it outta there

[02:12] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> LGBR left the room
[02:12] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and a few mins later Sarca was let back in

baaaleeted

sarc did a good job showing how much of a dumbass he is

[02:13] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> wait a sec
[02:13] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> I dont like LGBR at all either
[02:13] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and he is a ****ing 4 star card carrying ****** of the 10th degree

[02:13] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> not joking
[02:14] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> he is like
[02:14] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> beating up LGBR is like beating up an annoying hobbit

previous bits and pieces

(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): madcat and sarcastic are over by her machine
([4M]CelticLegend): here's the gallery for those who haven't/can't see the vid: http://www.clan4m.com/tv/
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): ****ing around
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): playing T1
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): she is using the mouse, he is usin the keyboard
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): just clownin
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and LaserGuided****tard comes up behind them
(pogozorro): heh
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and sits in a chair
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and they arent really payin attention to him
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): cuz he is behind them
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): but its awkward cuz there is nobody else around
(w00k): LGFT
(w00k): hahaha
(SkyScorcher): can anynoe host a pic for me?
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): so sarcastic turns around
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and he tell him
(JoPe): stfu, story time
(GateKeepeR): please stfu noobs
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): oh
(w00k): make it small Sky
(SkyScorcher): its 200kb
(w00k): what is it?
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): I guess I should explain what led up to this too
(w00k): no pr0n kthx.
(Corpis): lol
(SkyScorcher): no pron
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): there was a pic on TW
*** WSBN-SuicideTaxi sets mode: +m
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): shut up fagits
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): there was a pic on TW of sarcastic
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): on a thread or something
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and LGBR made the comment
*** WSBN-SuicideTaxi sets mode: -m
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): "Aha it looks like you have a farmer's tan"
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): I dont know what the **** a farmer's tan is
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): but
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): thats what he said
(GateKeepeR): bad tanlines.
(sl3333333333333333333333 pbert9): its a reallllly deap dark tan
(GateKeepeR): in other words
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): so when laser****ingasspile was behind them
(JoPe): like tan on neck and arms
(JoPe): because you wear t-shirt too often
(GateKeepeR): OK +M again
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): sarcastic turns around and he says
(GateKeepeR): THANKS
(WSBN-Adroit): Like the top of your arm is white, then it gets dark like wher ethe end of your T-shirt would be, because you always where a tshirt
(GreenDo0kie): plz +m
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): k stfu
*** WSBN-Adroit sets mode: +m
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): sarcastic turns around and he says
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): "So you gonna say I have a farmer's tan now?"
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and laser****ingass****er says something like
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): "No, it was bad lighting I guess"
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): (in the picture)
*** exogen Quit (Ping timeout)
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): meanwhile they are still dicking around with Tribes
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): one playing on the mouse, other on the keyboard
*** sl3333333333333333333333p bert9 is now known as readingbert90
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(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and sarcastic and laserguideddickbag are tlaking
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and it winds up becoming something like
*** BadMoFo Quit (Connection reset by peer)
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): Sarcastic: why dont you just leave
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): LGRB: why Im not bothering anyone
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*** {III}-Lateralus has left #wsbn
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): Sarc: cuz you should
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): LBGR: well I dont want to
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): Sarcastic: maybe Ill make you leave
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): LGBR: maybe you'll have to
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): now to put this in perspective
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): sarcastic is ****ing 6 foot tall +
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and thick
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): not a skinny dude
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and LGBR is ****ing like 2 feet tall
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): he is a shrimp
*** readingbert90 is now known as lol
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and is like 15
*** lol is now known as readingbert90
*** WSBN-SuicideTaxi sets mode: -m
(JoPe): ya
(SkyScorcher): owned
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): so madcat is sitting there
(SkyScorcher): :[
(GateKeepeR): and then he gets his ass beat
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and she is like
(JoPe): lgb****** is gh3y
(w00k): http://65.124.75.190/uva_nerd_lan.jpg
(Corpis): shut up gusy!
*** Reno- has joined #wsbn
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): "This is like a gay TW thread in live action color..."
(Stoner|UVA): i just think he deserved it, wish it could of been a female kicking his ass tho, woulda been more fair
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): so madcat turns to LGBR and says
(GateKeepeR): lol w00k :p
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): "Well what are you gonna do if he makes you leave? Are you going to hit him back?"
(readingbert90): lol
(WSBN-Adroit): rofl
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): and LGBR goes
(readingbert90): uva5 isnt all about t2
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): "maybe"
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(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): so now
(xXx): EL REY
(Reno-): why did sarca attack lgbr?
(xXx): ho ho ho
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): this get more heated
(w00k): not my pic, that's Sky's.
(readingbert90): just the tiny amount of people that lived through base play t2
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): IM TELLING THE STORY YOU ASPILE
*** WSBN-SuicideTaxi sets mode: +m
*** TeckMan has joined #wsbn
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): god damn ya'll are some rude fux
*** leina has joined #wsbn
(WSBN-SuicideTaxi): so AS I WAS SAYIN

OK we got it once stop posting the logs

Im not surprised the rules of UVA dont apply to sarca.

Funny, why the **** was he let back in when he just ****ing attacked someone at the lan because they were standing where he didn't want them to stand? sounds like sarcastic really is a ****ing ******.

So one guys attacks another guy for no good reason, and then we all call him a hero?

LGBR is 15

SARC is 23

summed up

[04:14] <{III}-Lateralus> WHATHAPPENED?!?!?!
[04:14] <{III}-Lateralus> whos ass did sarca kick?
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> lgbr
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> the ****er
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> ok
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> ill sum up
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> madcat and sarc were playing t1 together
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> and lgbr came over
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> and started bugging them
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> and lgbr made fun of sarc on tw and sarc called him on it
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> and he was being a *****
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> and sarc asked him to leave
[04:15] <GreenDo0kie> and hes like make me basically
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> and sarcs like maybe i will
[04:16] <{III}-Lateralus> sarcs huge
[04:16] <{III}-Lateralus> hah
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> and lgbr kept on
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> and sarc pushed him
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> tipped him over in his chair
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> and tackled him
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> people tried to break it up
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> but they dogpiled lgbr
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> while sarc was choking him
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> lgbr almost died
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> lol
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> madcat took off during all that
[04:16] <{III}-Lateralus> sarc is a big mother****er
[04:16] <GreenDo0kie> oldskul pulled sarc out into hall and ask WTF
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> and the they bumped into madcat who was trrying to sneak out
[04:17] <{III}-Lateralus> sarc was let back in right?
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> yeah
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> and the they bumped into madcat who was trrying to sneak out
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> and sarcs like he had it comign right? right?
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> and madcat goes i wasnt part of it whawhahwha
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> and gets herself out of it
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> lgbr left the room
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> sarc went back in
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> -end-
[04:17] <GreenDo0kie> LOL LGBR GOT OWNED IRL

omg.. whoever's in #wsbn check it... that madcat/poji story is becoming funnay

Originally Posted by orbital 123

Funny, why the **** was he let back in when he just ****ing attacked someone at the lan because they were standing where he didn't want them to stand? sounds like sarcastic really is a ****ing ******.

signed

[02:15] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> second story time
[02:15] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> ****in madcat is bad luck
[02:15] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> or somethin
[02:15] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> either that or niggas lose their minds around blond chicks with nice asses
[02:15] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> ok
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> this one didnt come to blows tho
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> but
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> all day Poji is ****in with madcat
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> like badly
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> he keeps rubbing up on her
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and copping feels and ****

[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and the way it started off was

[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> madcat wound up telling him
[02:16] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> "Hey dude, Im not ****ing oibird, so quit touching me...."

[02:17] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> cuz he & oibird are always doing that kind of stuff
[02:17] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> but he wouldnt quit
[02:17] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> so she got mad again
[02:17] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and he would be all "ha-ha, sorry sorry, ha-ha"

[02:17] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> then a little while later
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> he would actually sneak up behind her
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and like
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> run his hands between her ****ing legs

[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and finally it got to the point where she got really angry
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> and went after him
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> bison, coolguy, johnnyblade, and.... someone else I forget
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> they broke it up
[02:18] <WSBN-Adroit> hoovie
[02:18] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> yea hoovie
[02:19] <WSBN-SuicideTaxi> but then they got pissed too

ew

lgbr is a stupid **** for doing that... that doesn't stop my plan though.

(me pushing sarca and saying i'm jk its me wuf)

Originally Posted by orbital 123

Funny, why the **** was he let back in when he just ****ing attacked someone at the lan because they were standing where he didn't want them to stand? sounds like sarcastic really is a ****ing ******.

yep

Originally Posted by orbital 123

Funny, why the **** was he let back in when he just ****ing attacked someone at the lan because they were standing where he didn't want them to stand? sounds like sarcastic really is a ****ing ******.

****ing signed.

Hey sarca, smoking 100s is for ******s

lgbr is a ****ing chink he deserved it.