Because you touch yourself at night.
Here Is The Glorious Winner:
1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
I never knew there were so few area codes in the midwest
the south includes half of Florida
kind of like the south also includes any part of California outside of the Bay Area or the LA/San Diego
because of the rednecks