VeteranXX
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Good for preventing swollen prostates, apparently.
Unfortunately, I don't much care for the taste. I am also incredibly lazy when it comes to preparing food.
What are some simple ways to make these more paletable? So far I've got:
- mix them into hummus
- use in soup instead of croutons
- add to granola
- shove them right up my ass to circumvent tasting
How do you old farts have your pumpkin seeds?
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Last edited by Amadeus; 01-21-2019 at 19:36..
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Whiny BitchX Contributor
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I prefer an enlarged prostate.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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You should be able to find shelled pumpkin seeds and I just dump a bunch on my salad. Typically spinach and arugula, feta, dried cranberries, uncooked mushrooms and 4oz of meat.
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VeteranXV Contributor
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roasted, salted, and already shelled
good in salads, or plain.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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You stick them up your ass?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Is this your sperg ponylord way of telling us you have a malfunctioning prostate?
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VeteranXX
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i love them and these are probably the best pumpkin seeds in the game
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VeteranXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by havax
roasted, salted, and already shelled
good in salads, or plain.
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I've never even heard of shelled pumpkin seeds, must be a niche market thing. Used to roast pumpkin seeds all the time, see whole roasted seeds all over the place, never shelled. Also, I've heard you shoot bigger loads when you load up on those things.
Well, that and soy lechitin. Any TW porn stars confirm?
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VeteranXV Contributor
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Add a handful to a blender with a bit of vodka and ice.
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VeteranXX
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Do you actually have a swollen prostate?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Just stick your dick in the pumpkin like everyone else
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VeteranXX
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lol you eat hummus, "croutons" and granola
what an enormous ******
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArakAtak
Do you actually have a swollen prostate?
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Do you know what "prevention" is?
I mean, your parents clearly don't, but how about you?
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VeteranX
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tism reeeeeeeeeeee
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
Do you know what "prevention" is?
I mean, your parents clearly don't, but how about you?
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Just as I thought, brony pedo enabler wants to have a pretend problem that actual grown men get. Desperately wants something dramatic to tell people b/c otherwise his brony/pedo life is too disgusting to have a conversation about. Imagine that "Oh these? - I'm just eating them for a swollen prostate" is actually preferable to hearing what you otherwise have been doing.
You can prevent all sorts of things by putting a shotgun in ur mouth and blowing ur brains out. If nothing else, think of all the kids who won't be getting sexually abused in future years.
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VeteranXX
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sick pedo **** Amadeus looking for new treats to lure children with don't fall for it
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArakAtak
Just as I thought, brony pedo enabler wants to have a pretend problem that actual grown men get. Desperately wants something dramatic to tell people b/c otherwise his brony/pedo life is too disgusting to have a conversation about. Imagine that "Oh these? - I'm just eating them for a swollen prostate" is actually preferable to hearing what you otherwise have been doing.
You can prevent all sorts of things by putting a shotgun in ur mouth and blowing ur brains out. If nothing else, think of all the kids who won't be getting sexually abused in future years.
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lol you legit dont know what prevention is
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VeteranXX
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Well you fags didn't turn out to be very helpful.
Thanks for nothing.
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