Originally Posted by <_GroveR_>

If a chick moaned another guys name the first time I ****ed her, I'd pull out, blow it on her, and prompty kick her ass out of my place. There wouldn't be a second or third time.

SEE?
You young .... ***** is *****!

GET IT! Emo. has nutting to do with it!

Keep getting it!

Hit it, Quit it! That comes later.

Originally Posted by Obibun

everything is cooler when I do it

it's no secret

i think its jsut ur personal pride in getting mcdonalds with a girl

cant match it

Originally Posted by old_skul

Was her name Groover by chance?

SURELY you didn't mean "Grover"!

go ahead baby...you can get double cheese...cause you're special.

Originally Posted by opsayo

i think its jsut ur personal pride in getting mcdonalds with a girl

cant match it

you're killin me.

idk how this thread made it to 12 pages, i only read page 1


but girls who are 'model' type like that are usually ****ing crazy (and dumb)


'oh you have a model mayhem account?'
'ohhh... yeah. about that....'

this goes back to the whole
sane
available
attractive

Originally Posted by Yankee

Hey Obi

Dweasel thinks you are doing it right

When you're alone tonight, spend some time reflecting on that.

****ing ether

Originally Posted by opsayo

i think its jsut ur personal pride in getting mcdonalds with a girl

cant match it

ahahah

you'd be surprised. the hottest girls out there prefer a big mac to a fancy dinner, as long as they know you'd still take them out to a fancy dinner and aren't a cheap jew

I've had many a good pre or post-sex meal at mcdonalds with some striking women who the average derpy derp would probably go and spend $100 at a restaurant on without thinking twice

Originally Posted by Rayn

i had a girlfriend go super crazy and vengeful on me when i dumped her instead of just taking it like an adult kinda like obibun did here. i mean, she tried to kill me with some scissors and was later found unconscious in the parking lot drunk on nyquil and vodka, but at least she didn't try to message my new girlfriend.

can we get a smurf check on users

Smokie and Obibun

if im right is there another ban in store for obibun?

most models are ugly though ain't they? to stop people looking at them instead of the clothes

Originally Posted by gweedo

most models are ugly though ain't they? to stop people looking at them instead of the clothes

So you're saying......... YOU look at the clothes?

Originally Posted by Obibun

ahahah

you'd be surprised. the hottest girls out there prefer a big mac to a fancy dinner, as long as they know you'd still take them out to a fancy dinner and aren't a cheap jew

I've had many a good pre or post-sex meal at mcdonalds with some striking women who the average derpy derp would probably go and spend $100 at a restaurant on without thinking twice

yep i take all my chicks to late night ramen hosues or mcdonalds

when they see those golden arches or the dirty tablecloths gets em ****in wet

Originally Posted by gweedo

most models are ugly though ain't they? to stop people looking at them instead of the clothes

no, it's just that people confuse 'model' with specific types of models... I went to a 4A highschool(not that big) and we had a ****load of girls that were paid models... average, everyday girls. Most models need to be just that, normal. JCpenney's needs a few thousand girls a year to wear their latest $10 scarf and pose for a picture.

if Obibun wasn't Jewish, I might actually take an interest in some of his stories. I know these are some of the most screwed up people on the world today.

if I was to describe Obibun one word would do: ruthless. You people all look in the wrong places for your women. They are all sluts? They place themselves in that sea of fish, where they know men are looking for it. You might find something that seems like good wife material but then we see lack of experience on Obibun's part when he becomes engaged.

so apparently I'm jewish and I have a smurf named Smokie?

lol wtf

the crazy stories you nerds invent in your sad basement dweller minds never cease to amaze

Originally Posted by Phantred

no, it's just that people confuse 'model' with specific types of models... I went to a 4A highschool(not that big) and we had a ****load of girls that were paid models... average, everyday girls. Most models need to be just that, normal. JCpenney's needs a few thousand girls a year to wear their latest $10 scarf and pose for a picture.

try harder to downplay things so as not to feel terrible about yourself bro

really

take it up with absent

I think you're mistaking absent

absent thinks I'm a dirty slav, but not a jew

and what happened to the philosophy of marrying when you are 35-40?

why would you even consider getting engaged at this age?

Originally Posted by Obibun

I think you're mistaking absent

absent thinks I'm a dirty slav, but not a jew

you are either a zionist or a Jew, and if memory serves correctly (and it always does) he has you on the Jew list, and he has an excellent nose for this type of thing.

not hating, just saying.

Originally Posted by Togowack

he has you on the Jew list, and he has an excellent nose for this type of thing.

no pun intended amirite



I'm a riot