yeah, well nobody in dubai has been raped and shot by firing squad for reporting it in a few months either

“It’s against the law to live together, or to share the same hotel room, with someone of the opposite sex to whom you aren’t married or closely related,” the advice states.

yeah, well in canada sodomy is still against the law

sure nobody enforces that law.....but it is there

Originally Posted by TheVoiceOfReason

That's okay, Abu Dhabi holds true.

Let's be honest, they didn't move to firing squad from stoning to be more "humane". They did it before it is quicker and requires less actual work to do.

Originally Posted by Captain Tele

yeah, well in canada sodomy is still against the law

sure nobody enforces that law.....but it is there

You'd think when your popo is called The Mounties they wouldn't give a **** what hole you ****ed.

So - since the definition of sodomy includes oral copulation - can you go to jail for a BJ in Canuckistan?

only if you were on the receiving end and if you finished

Originally Posted by Brasstax

You'd think when your popo is called The Mounties they wouldn't give a **** what hole you ****ed.

So - since the definition of sodomy includes oral copulation - can you go to jail for a BJ in Canuckistan?

i don't think it applies to horse ****ing so mounties don't care

Canada to repeal ***8216;discriminatory***8217; anal sex ban for under-18s

they lovin it

couple of things
1st off women are sex objects and **** isnt a real crime
2nd off blacks should all die anyways so thats a **** argument

No 25 yr old british girl goes there for a holiday.

She was a prostitute who didn't get paid and decided to try to get those guys in trouble.

Everyone knows you can **** hookers in Dubai and get away with it b/c they get stoned to death for reporting it. This is why Mitch lives there, they are also holding his wife's passport as she has undergone many similar experiences.

The classic Midge "The US is pretty bad too but not nearly as bad a UAE" argument

Originally Posted by ArakAtak

No 25 yr old british girl goes there for a holiday.

WTAF?

sweet mitch is back

as he slips into an alcoholic stupor I'm sure his posts will get a bit better than that last one

Originally Posted by absent

You guys remember that time when Midge didn't know the difference between utopia and eutopia? What a dummy

Dude sells Hydroxycut to people who have a staple diet of whale fat. Winning at the job satisfaction.

small business owner vs. paper pusher in the desert


hmmmm

Originally Posted by lemontw

small business owner vs. paper pusher in the desert


hmmmm

For "small business owner", read "legalised con artist in frozen wasteland"

For "paper pusher in the desert" read "team of 600 in one of the most amazing cities on earth"

Tweaks his own. Tomayto, Tomarto, and so on.

mitch is this true

British tourist arrested after being gang raped in Dubai

Mitch has a real ****** way of establishing self worth

Originally Posted by lemontw

mitch is this true

How the **** would I know? The media, and especially the British gutter press, go ****ing mental every time Dubai gets a mention and embellish the **** out of every story that makes Dubai look bad. Reports I have seen are that there were 2 guys involved, so straight away "gangraped" is already an exaggeration. On the other hand there's no smoke without fire, so I guess something kicked off. Reality is we will never know.

Eh, I'm proud of my business acumen. I started my business in my mid 20s and within 6 years it was in a state where I have to do very little on a daily basis. In the process, I basically single handedly built up the supplement/fitness industry in this country. Midge couldn't do that. He can work for some privileged, inbred Arab sheikh and that's about it.

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

How the **** would I know?

...


Reports I have seen are that there were 2 guys involved, so straight away "gangraped" is already an exaggeration.

So u don't know if it's true but u do know it's an exaggeration.