[official]the nyc story every non-troll wants to read told by fraggle

good story. fraggle gets a bad wrap. i went to some beer on the pier thing with him and crayonz a few years back and he was pretty chill.
 
Funny thing was that even getting back to DC during the 4th of July rush, I have a much greater appreciation for the DC subway now that I've seen NYC's subway.
 
Funny thing was that even getting back to DC during the 4th of July rush, I have a much greater appreciation for the DC subway now that I've seen NYC's subway.

well

one serves millions of people and was built over 100 years ago

and one was built 40-50 years ago and serves less than a million
 
when we left the bar we got some pizza. after pizza is when shit got interesting. on our walk back to the train station, akuma decided to rip a few garbage cans that were chained to a building off of the building. while ripping them off he yelled WOOOO at the top of his lungs. people started yelling at him from out the windows of these buildings, but akuma didnt care. he just started cackling and running forward. as he'd approach new people, akuma would raise his shirt to flash them while yelling out OOOO or WOOO or CHECK IT or some other retarded nonsense phrase. after flashing a good 10-12 people, he decided to threaten to stab some people. one of these people was a ghetto looking black girl. "IM GONNA STAB YOU NIGGER," he yelled, and she started chasing after him finally giving up after half a block. akuma then started doing cartwheels... 3 of em. we were finally right at the train station when akuma approached a row of newspaper metal lockboxes, then proceeded to tackle them, dropping 3 to the ground. mind you the sun is still out, its like 8:20pm and theres a ton of pedestrian traffic in the area. akuma got up and was bleeding profusely from 2 spots on his leg. awesome. we took the train up to 42nd, and i told fancy that we should just drop akuma off at the hotel because he's out of control.

hahahahahahahaha holy shit

i don't wanna give mike too much shit cuz i have been out of control a few times (in college).. but damn that is fucked up he is 28 years old
 
akuma is fuckin tool? shocker

also, being from Boston, it's beyond me why anyone would go out in NYC before midnight.
 
yes except for when we left the museum 2 hours early because we "had" to go meet these chicks who were drinking at a bar that we didn't go to

that was awesome
 
I am going out on a limb to say that I feel like Akuma may have started getting crazy like that to make it so you guys could have some 'saying' when the trip is over like you normally do.

Unfortunately, you guys never went for it so he had to up his antics and this is what happens. But I'm willing to bet that if the trip wasn't in NJ/NY, Akuma couldn't afford to go...so keep that in mind for future trips :shrug:
 
lol. Nobody calls fool 'Rebecca'

That's actually very true. In fact, I usually stick to one of the following when we are "together":

  • Amanda
  • Amy
  • Anna
  • Ashleigh
  • Brooke
  • Caitlin
  • Cassie
  • Chloe
  • Claire
  • Courtney
  • Danielle
  • Elizabeth
  • Emily
  • Emma
  • Erin
  • Fuckface
  • Grace
  • Hannah
  • Hayley
  • Holly
  • Jade
  • Jean
  • Jenny
  • Jessica
  • Jessie
  • Julie
  • Karen
  • Kate
  • Katie
  • Kelly
  • Kylie
  • Laura
  • Lauren
  • Lisa
  • Lucy
  • Megan
  • Melanie
  • Melissa
  • Michelle
  • Natalie
  • Nicole
  • Negrospanker
  • Rachel
  • Samantha
  • Sarah
  • Sophie
  • Stacey
  • Stephanie
  • Suckytaint
  • Sue
  • Tara
  • Zoe
 
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I know someone a bit like Akuma. Overtly social and a compulsive liar whose frail ego sits on top of a never ending stream of self-adulating fantasy. This person also cannot handle his liquor although often claims to have drank excessive amounts of it.
 
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