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yes i jacked off after she left though
i told her
i think she was offended. ****ed her the night before but was too drunk. then tried to **** her in the morning but i think i had a boner all night b/c mah **** was numb.
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Originally Posted by fraggle
am i being trolled by chandler bing
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You may in fact be. I'm bored tonight, trying it out.
... admit it, you're flattered.
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VeteranXV
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it feels good to talk about it
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VeteranX
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One time a girl pooed on my finger.
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this thread sucks
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Originally Posted by Dionysus
One time a girl pooed on my finger.
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Yeah, those diaper changes can be hazardous.
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i got poop under my nail once
she noticed it in he shower after we were done ****ing
i just kinda rolled with it
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She lurks here so I wont post the story.
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Originally Posted by Dionysus
She lurks here so I wont post the story.
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Post the story, or we stop playing half-court playgroundball and move right to full-court jungleball.
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She also keeps logging into account and reading my pms. which is annoying when youre trying to sell something on classifieds and don't see it for two weeks.
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... why in perfect blue hell would you have given her your password?
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consiquently my mom witnessed a dog fight with a german-shepherd and a tiny chiuaua at 1:30 in the morning.
She scared off the german-shepherd
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VeteranXV
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tell a story chandler
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First time I ever got head was at after school religion class. Had a coughing fit, girlfriend came to check on me... so glad catholicism is coed, or this would be awkward.
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In summary: I stuck my finger in her ******* in her dorm. I pulled it out because she freaked (she usually doesnt)
There was some poop on the nail, I ran out of the room to wash my hand in the bathroom she shared with her floor. She wouldn't come out of the room. So I'm yelling about how their is **** on my finger like a little girl, and had to have a random girl open the door for me. I asked to use her soap(they didn't have any in there) She said to throw it away after.
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chandler your storytelling skills aren't top notch... btw i had a 2nd encounter with the 'front butt licker,' i'll tell you about it next time we're at chicken and waffles.
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I'll bring more cash/not doze while getting lapdances this time.
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1:30 in the morning and my mom heard some **** going on outside near infront of the neighbors house. she could barely see a german-shepherd tearing apart a tiny dog. it had the chiuaua in a ragdoll effect. all she did was try to scare the dog away but it came back which made my mom yell at the dog more louder
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Last edited by whoever; 09-16-2008 at 23:01..
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Oh noes, the fat jew doesn't want to tell us whore stories anymore...
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