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Esteban_Villa
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1 - 02-18-2019, 21:37
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As soon as I started crawling to the bathroom I know my sphincter was loose and as the hard wood floor slowly acquired more fluid on it I make it to the toilet just in time for myself to explode out two sides at once, losing a pair of briefs in the process.

I feel like I finally join the exclusive club

Anyways been working out a lot and there was ground beef for 1.99 so i bought all of it at the store, like 16 lbs worth. Ate like 1.5lbs of ground beef that had been opened but promptly frozen in a freezer bag along with eggs and onions today. Yeah let me assure the texture was like overly used playdough.

**** now I'm just leaning over my counter eating bread water and clementines.

How was your evening tribalwar
 
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sounds like u need a diaper and a helmet
 
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**** thread
 
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that's gotta be a good workout for the old abs

get well soon bud :/
 
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I came down with a chest cold over the weekend. Which irritates me because I had a head cold a month ago.
 
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AIDS

Rip
 
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While you were ass birthing a rhumba of hot hot butt snakes

Legendary rock and roll band Maroon five was probably thinking up yet another chart topping hit similar to but not exactly like their hit rock and roll single moves like jagger
 
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I did not **** myself tonight so it was a good night. I had pie too.
 
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I am in good health except my left foot hurts so that's kinda weird
 
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It's lupus...
 
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That's diabetes
 
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http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
 
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I'm just gonna chop it off **** it
 
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My wife and I had the butt flu few years ago. I took the hall bath, and she took the master. We both **** and puked until we were so weak we couldn't walk. I ended up passing out on the floor between the tub and toilet. She curled up on the floor between the toilet and sink. Fun times.
 
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I've been binging a lot of British crime shows on Netflix while sick. My favorite part in all of them is when the unarmed detectives have to confront the armed bad guys.
 
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"it's a fair cop guv'na"
 
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that's gotta be a good workout for the old abs

get well soon bud :/
My abs v sore this morning. They were previously but wow yeah I should incorporate this into my routine or something
 
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Damn guys. Take care of yourselves.
 
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nights in white satin....
thought me to not use satin sheets.
 
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My guess some unsanitary slob at your gym passed it to you. Probably picked it up on the free weights
 
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