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Originally Posted by T-Dawg
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her
breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the
tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs!
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So, back when I was in 9th grade, this really good looking redhead chick that lived across a couple of streets from me was complaining about the size of her ****. Which, of course, there was nothing wrong with them at all. (i know this because she was my side squeeze for 2 years or so)
Anyways, one day while complaining about them, I told her to eat yogurt every day as that will help them grow. Fast-forward 6 years or so and we ran into each other. We got to talking over some drinks and I commented on her ****, complimenting them. She said, "Thank you. That's good because I have been eating that disgusting yogurt every day but it appears to have worked."
I almost lost it. She noticed me giggling inside and asked me wtf. I told her that I totally made that **** up. Her face went from being excited about a compliment to grrrr! Anyways, after a few laughs, one thing leads to another and we were back in bed.
I'm just glad she wasn't lactose intolerant and continued to eat the yogurt.