It's not exactly the manliest of cookers. All of you will lose your wine drinking bitches to real men with real cookers at some point. And there you will be - just you and your fucking green eggs. Doing shit like trying to make pizza in it and bragging on your social media accounts. And no one will care. I bet Jerry from Rick/Morty uses a Big Green Egg.
Brisket
i don't get it; it's just a chicken... what am i missing?