when i was 9 or 10 my little sister sneezed and i thought it was cute( she was like 6 months old). I wanted to see her do it again so i threw pepper at her and it got in her eye and my parents had to hold her face under running water for liek 10 minutes to get the peper out. They never figured out what it was.
Confessions.
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My neighbor's cat used to come over in my backyard and shit in random places.. After stepping in it for the 89457th time I put out some of that canned cat food( expenisve shit too ) and waited. Once she came over, I threw pepper in her face. Never saw her again.telos said:
I guess I never did anything really bad in my life yet.
When I was younger, I hated cats, so I got a spray-bottle and filled it with vinegar. When a neighborhood cat would come in our yard I'd get the bottle and spray vinegar in their eyes.
The only problem with this confession is I never did and still don't feel bad about it.
When I was younger, I hated cats, so I got a spray-bottle and filled it with vinegar. When a neighborhood cat would come in our yard I'd get the bottle and spray vinegar in their eyes.
The only problem with this confession is I never did and still don't feel bad about it.
When I was in grade 2 or 3 we used to line up a the urinals while we had a bathroom break. Well, I had to piss bad and a kid nobody liked was taking his sweet time at one of the urinals, so I went up to him and pissed on him. He went home and didn't come back for the rest of the week. I never got in trouble for it and I don't think the kid told anyone that I did it to him.
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tdp said:I rejected two very hot chicks at my old highschools because one was extremely dumb and the other was a huge stoner. Yeah, I'm a retard. Or maybe I just don't care
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When I was much younger (around 7th grade) my friends and I stumbled across an adult comic book. We took to our neighborhood stronghold for safe keeping. I was in there one day with my close friend Rebecca. We decided we would read it together. Basically it had some cartoon cats going at it in graphic detail. Well, I got aroused, and she noticed. She had me show it her. I was wicked embarassed and when I took down my pants/underwear, she was like trying to touch it and I kept dodging and moving away. She wanted to kiss and touch, and I freaked out. I ended up running away because at that point in my life chicks were not that big of a priority.
Now that I think about it, I probably ended up running away from my first potential sexual encounter.
It wasn't until my Junior year in highschool that I felt comfortable sexually around girls again.
In another awkward sexual moment in my life... around the same time.
My firend mike had a bunch of much older brothers. Well we were playing war in the backyard, and he and I were captrured by his brothers. They decided to lock us in this metal utility shed as our jail. It was like 110 degrees out and it started to get wicked hot in there. (no windows, dark brown shed with black roof) We were sweating like crazy, and started to take off articles of clothing trying to cool down. We kept pounding on the door to let us out. They wouldn't open it. Finally his dad interveened about 4 hours later. When they opened the door we were both drenched in sweat and dehydrated badly. Of course his brothers didn't understand the heat stroke part, they understood the naked with another guy part and promptly told everyone in school.
Now that I think about it, I probably ended up running away from my first potential sexual encounter.
It wasn't until my Junior year in highschool that I felt comfortable sexually around girls again.In another awkward sexual moment in my life... around the same time.
My firend mike had a bunch of much older brothers. Well we were playing war in the backyard, and he and I were captrured by his brothers. They decided to lock us in this metal utility shed as our jail. It was like 110 degrees out and it started to get wicked hot in there. (no windows, dark brown shed with black roof) We were sweating like crazy, and started to take off articles of clothing trying to cool down. We kept pounding on the door to let us out. They wouldn't open it. Finally his dad interveened about 4 hours later. When they opened the door we were both drenched in sweat and dehydrated badly. Of course his brothers didn't understand the heat stroke part, they understood the naked with another guy part and promptly told everyone in school.
When my sister and I were little, we had a fairly big family garden. My sis and I would have 'dens' on either side of the garden. I was always pissed off because she had the best den with the best climbing tree, because she was first to see it.
So, one day, I went and took a huge shit in her den, wiped my ass with leaves, and threw them everywhere.
I feel so ashamed
So, one day, I went and took a huge shit in her den, wiped my ass with leaves, and threw them everywhere.
I feel so ashamed
When I was 17 my friend and I would hide near a stop sign out in the middle of nowhere(usually on a Friday or Saturday night). When someone would do a rolling stop we would put a red emergency light in the front window (similar to the California Highway Patrol at the time). We would then chase them down. When they came to a full stop on the side of the road we would take off. It was funny as all hell at the time, but looking back on it, I'm pretty sure that is a felony.
The ironic part is that the friend I did that with ended up being a cop.
The ironic part is that the friend I did that with ended up being a cop.
Also when I was 17 I had this guy that was talking shit about my girlfriend. I tried to do the macho thing and beat him up after school. He kept avoiding me though, and he also called the police. I never touched the little faggot.
Anyways so I let things cool down. Then about four months later I snuck out with a couple of my friends around 3 am. We went over to this guys house and wrote in his lawn with gasoline.
In his yard were the words
When it killed the grass his dad made him cut it real short... haha that just made it even MORE obvious. It was there for about two months.
Anyways so I let things cool down. Then about four months later I snuck out with a couple of my friends around 3 am. We went over to this guys house and wrote in his lawn with gasoline.
In his yard were the words
FUCK
YOU
YOU
When it killed the grass his dad made him cut it real short... haha that just made it even MORE obvious. It was there for about two months.