Originally Posted by havax

he was definitely doing it wrong

This is self-flagellation performed by religious zealots. The worse the wound, the more pious the repentant.

well if you don't cut your dick off or stab yourself in the heart/lungs, you don't really mean it

what the fux was sword guy doing?

reddit reposting but who really cares...

i like dags

A soccer team mate of mine in college did something like the machete ****. He was drunk and he decided it would be a good idea to punch his fist through a dorm window. Problem was - it was in a fire corridor. And it was safety glass. With the wire in it. And he did a great job breaking the window and getting parts of his hand through the wire. And I was there to administer first aid. So - he held his hand up and I said "can you move it" and he did. And all of a sudden some **** started to move and I could see tendons and bone and some **** moved and some **** didn't and some **** fell over and then blood started pumping out all over the place. And - that was it for Frank and his soccer career. He was headed to play in the pros. I think he ended up in the insurance business.

u dont use hands in soccer

cool story tho

Originally Posted by Milk-Man

u dont use hands in soccer

cool story tho

Tell that to the goalies.

And fans.

And hooligans

And twins

Originally Posted by Yaason

I have a dog like that cept it's a beagle. If there isn't food as a reward he ain't doing it.

Have you tried alternate methods of motivation, such as a mountain lion?

Originally Posted by Juggernaught

I have a wife like that cept she's a *****. If there isn't food as a reward she ain't doing it.

Elmo's Night Out.