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21 - 03-21-2010, 20:43
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My gf gets 1.7 million when her grandmother dies.

Her gma is currently 87, and has had 2 strokes.

I'm gonna marry this *****.
Better marry before grandma dies. When she gets the money if she isn't tied down she won't be anytime soon.
 
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22 - 03-21-2010, 21:26
I wish I could be around to see the look on Obi's face when 'reality' slaps him.
 
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23 - 03-21-2010, 21:43
This thread reminded me of how awesome bacon is. I am now cooking 6 slices of turkey bacon.

 
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I wish I could be around to see the look on Obi's face when 'reality' slaps him.
if I had a catalogued list I would label this one something like

"jealous nerdvirgin response #8"
 
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Better marry before grandma dies. When she gets the money if she isn't tied down she won't be anytime soon.
 
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26 - 03-21-2010, 21:52
page 2 and no NGFM post

color me shocked
 
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Baby Bew
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27 - 03-21-2010, 21:53
i could really go for a blt right now
 
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Obibun
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28 - 03-21-2010, 21:56
when I order a BLT I make sure I order it without the L and the T

they just get in the way of the tasty tasty B
 
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Better marry before grandma dies. When she gets the money if she isn't tied down she won't be anytime soon.
 
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30 - 03-21-2010, 22:02
there's so much cum inside of me
 
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i could really go for a blt right now
 
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FireStarter
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32 - 03-21-2010, 22:29
Broskis, i almost cheated on my g/f this weekend at the club, it's tough keeping these hot *****es off me when she's not around!

(am i doing it right?)
 
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RabbitRabbi
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33 - 03-21-2010, 22:48
No one cares you silly ******. Just come out.

 
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FLOOR
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do you ever try to explain to people irl what you spend a lot of time on the internet doing?

'yeah i type these fukken awesome posts about myself and all these internet dudes keep responding, and they hate it!! so i keep responding back!! you dont even know how good it makes me feel. you dont understand'

how do you ever validate it ??
dont dodge the q; im honestly morbidly curious
 
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Obibun
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35 - 03-21-2010, 22:57
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dont dodge the q; im honestly morbidly curious
It's pretty standard really. If and when it's ever come up, I just mention that I post on an online forum full of raging nerdvirgins and that they're all jealous of the fact I am a baller and **** models

anyone I mention this to just nods and instantly understands because they know the kind of lifestyle I live and most of them also hate chubby basement dwellers with inflated e-egos
 
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It's pretty standard really. If and when it's ever come up, I just mention that I post on an online forum full of raging nerdvirgins and that they're all jealous of the fact I am a baller and **** models

anyone I mention this to just nods and instantly understands because they know the kind of lifestyle I live and most of them also hate chubby basement dwellers with inflated e-egos
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dont dodge the q; im honestly morbidly curious
 
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Obibun
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37 - 03-21-2010, 23:02
sorry I was pretty sure I answered the question there

would you like further clarification or what
 
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Obibun
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38 - 03-21-2010, 23:05
also I'm fairly sure most of you nerds were so busy raging you didn't even appreciate the "bring home the bacon and be the breadwinner" thing in combination with "making me bacon sandwiches"

because bacon sandwiches are bread and bacon

bringing home the bacon.. breadwinner.. bacon sandwich

but you nerds just flew into some sort of jealous rage and started saying things like
"lol YEAH RIGHT WAIT TIL YOU GET INTO THE REAL WORLD "

kind of sad to see a good pun passed over due to nerd rage blindness

bueller?

bueller?
 
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euph
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39 - 03-21-2010, 23:26
no, your pun just sucked


O WAIT NERDRAGE LOL DAMN IM SO CLEVER

get over yourself
 
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zeph
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40 - 03-21-2010, 23:28
I remember enjoying these posts a year or so ago, for about 5 minutes. I haven't enjoyed them since unfortunately.
 
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