I'm fucking dying here. This is HOF Rayn make it so.
The bow story I thought he was just making a reference to his short time playing WoW in a guild I was in. I never played a hunter so that's not me, maybe it was Patton I dunno.
Anyhow the WoW story I remember was him sperging out (you'll have to take my word that it could have happened) because people wouldn't drop whatever they were doing to help him with shit. I wasn't even involved I just happened to be on vent at the time and laughing my ass off at this guy freaking out over little things and it was like day 2 of him in the guild. We were totally casual and it was like, fuck you man go google that shit.
So then years later he would make these long awkward posts (again I know it is hard to believe just take my word) and I once posted "this is awkward". I was awarded with a string of wall of text pm's from him about how awesome he is and that I'm stalking him and that his life is amazing. I have them all still if he really wants me to post them.
I put him in my sig because what he said NOBODY SAYS irl. If someone told you they were a beacon of light...with a straight face...I mean that kind of shit sends douche chills out in all directions. he speaks in third person for fucks sake! It is also hilarious.
I fucking love this thread. I mean I've clearly not trolled tpk.