He used to tear Grandma's ass with it.
One day, he chased me around the back garden with his hammer. It was hanging out of his pants. I shouted "No grandpa, no! Not with the hammer!" He laughed, drank from his bottle and stumbled into things. "No Grandpapa No! Das Kommisar is in town and you will get in trouble, grandpa. Go put your hammer in grandmama's ass!
He would go and tear Grandmama's ass some more and I could settle down.
To Watch.
Grandpa had a hammer and he left it to me in his will.
But I won't.
I will break this cursed toolbox legacy.
PS: No donkeys were hurt during the creation of this shitpost. Or grandma's other ass. Which was huge. No one is going there.
~namaste
One day, he chased me around the back garden with his hammer. It was hanging out of his pants. I shouted "No grandpa, no! Not with the hammer!" He laughed, drank from his bottle and stumbled into things. "No Grandpapa No! Das Kommisar is in town and you will get in trouble, grandpa. Go put your hammer in grandmama's ass!
He would go and tear Grandmama's ass some more and I could settle down.
To Watch.
Grandpa had a hammer and he left it to me in his will.
But I won't.
I will break this cursed toolbox legacy.
PS: No donkeys were hurt during the creation of this shitpost. Or grandma's other ass. Which was huge. No one is going there.
~namaste
