VeteranXV
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mitch plays a lot of online poker for a guy living in paradise
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VeteranXX Contributor
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not to mention hes in his 40s and is crying victory on a forum filled with 20somethings
i mean we havent even scratched the surface of his sadness
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VeteranXV
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omg i'm wacking off to my virtual winnings
Uuuuugghhghghghghghgghh
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VeteranXV
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wow mitch look at u big man, calling jas edgy based on his facebook pic..
Even with his dopey haircut he gets more leg than u ever will brah. he's out doin the real deal man, working 2 jobs so he can live in Japan a little longer. what the **** are you doin? OH I ATE LUNCH HERE. HEY HERES A ****IN YOUTUBE VIDEO.
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Originally Posted by LGBR
mitch y so insecure bro
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You got nothing. At this point you have a simple choice:
1) Grab a bigger spade and and keep on digging it deeper
2) Know you're beaten and go back to the basement
Your IQ dictates naturally that you will choose 1) and continue to provide me with amusement for a good few pages more
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VeteranXV
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his wife probably cheats on him
I assume his kids spend more time with "mommy's friend" instead of daddy
but he takes no notice of this because he's so busy playing online poker and posting on a forum filled with 20 year olds telling them how great he is
lawl
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VeteranXX Contributor
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let me catch your virtual load on my bicep tattoo bro
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VeteranXV
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mitch what does that last post even mean
I'm surprised u can ****in even navigate facebook lol
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VeteranXV
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if I ever have a full-time job, two kids and a wife
and anybody catches me here posting even half as much often as Mitchdubai, somebody come and quickly dispatch me, two through the temple
because my life would be entirely pathetic
this guy is literally married to another human being and has produced two offspring with her
offspring he could theoretically be raising instead of spending his time trying to convince a bunch of 20 year olds on the internet how much cooler he is
what a sad, sad life
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VeteranXX Contributor
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but dude you could always argue with dudes half your age all day and brag about playing online poker because you have no friends to play real poker with
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VeteranXV
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I wonder if mitchdubai's kids spend more time with "other daddy" than they do with him
and by "other daddy" I of course mean the guy that is currently ****ing his wife
because she can't believe she married a man who spends all day playing online poker by himself and who refuses to raise his own children
so she's ****ing some 28 year old multi-millionaire son-of-a-tycoon from Australia right now
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Pooptruck++
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Originally Posted by LGBR
let me catch your virtual load on my bicep tattoo bro
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Pro tip. That's not a bicep tattoo. That's a tattoo around your pale weak flabby 12 year old girls arm. To have a bicep tattoo you first need a bicep.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Obibun
if I ever have a full-time job, two kids and a wife
and anybody catches me here posting even half as much often as Mitchdubai, somebody come and quickly dispatch me, two through the temple
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Can we be a little pro-active here and just get this out the way now?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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**** why else does he have so much time here to "win" on the internet
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VeteranXV
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I guarantee you his wife is cheating on him
I mean who wouldn't cheat on this clown, he's pathetic
and she's white in Dubai which means she can **** just about anybody
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Originally Posted by Ascoe
mitch what does that last post even mean
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Oh, i'm sorry Dumbass, it was in English, I forgot to add subtitles for the terminally stupid.
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Obibun
if I ever have a full-time job, two kids and a wife
and anybody catches me here posting even half as much often as Mitchdubai, somebody come and quickly dispatch me, two through the temple
because my life would be entirely pathetic
this guy is literally married to another human being and has produced two offspring with her
offspring he could theoretically be raising instead of spending his time trying to convince a bunch of 20 year olds on the internet how much cooler he is
what a sad, sad life
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pretty sure you've already established that your life is extremely pathetic considering how often you post here. and how often your posts involve attempts to brag about your amazing "linguistics major" lifestyle.
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VeteranXV
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^ unrelated nerd rage being vented
mrrahhh
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VeteranXX
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just stating the cold hard facts bro
mrahhh
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VeteranXV
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those aren't really cold hard facts at all
they're the ramblings of some jealous nerd with a chip on his shoulder
like do you not see that? everybody else does
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