As soon as I started crawling to the bathroom I know my sphincter was loose and as the hard wood floor slowly acquired more fluid on it I make it to the toilet just in time for myself to explode out two sides at once, losing a pair of briefs in the process.
I feel like I finally join the exclusive club
Anyways been working out a lot and there was ground beef for 1.99 so i bought all of it at the store, like 16 lbs worth. Ate like 1.5lbs of ground beef that had been opened but promptly frozen in a freezer bag along with eggs and onions today. Yeah let me assure the texture was like overly used playdough.
**** now I'm just leaning over my counter eating bread water and clementines.
How was your evening tribalwar
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