I was going to stand the surfboards up nice and neat by the door, but needed to put rubber mats down on the floor...
'oh no you're not', says the wife
and without thinking says
hang 'em on the wall over there...
um ok
'Why are there 4 racks?' she asks, 'You only have 3 boards...david, david? you didn't tell me it was going to take up so much wall space'
hehehe