OT: All your base are belong to us

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Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill

WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great justice." Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set up U.S. the bomb.
 
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<h3>one of the guys (he had man boobs and a good gut size) had a shirt, it said that all my base belonged to him!!! i told him, COMPSCI MAN it is a nice shirt!!! the inter-net joke is funny!! he started laughing and told me: hello gentlemen!!

i laughed and told him, haha you have no chance to survive!!! he started laughing and snorting even harder, his head was sort of tipped back and his eyes were closed!!! so i HIT HIM IN THE HEAD AS HARD AS I COULD AND THEN WHEN HE FELL DOWN I KICKED HIM A FEW TIMES IN HIS GUT BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE SAYING THAT GODDAMN RETARD THING</h3>
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I conquer all your base.
 
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From <a href="http://www.theonion.com">The Onion</a> (Volume 37 Issue 10 | 21 March 2001)
<b>Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill</b>
WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great justice." Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set up U.S. the bomb.
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Today's <a href="http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/081/nation/Words_to_live_by+.shtml">Boston Globe</a> (03/22/01) featured a lengthy article titled "Words to live by". Here's a blurb:
The phrase is awkward and nonsensical. By the fourth word the syntax is fighting with itself: "All your base are belong to us."

Then why is it plastered in huge block letters in a second-floor window in Harvard's Eliot House, staring across JFK Street at the august Kennedy School of Government? And why is it splashed across a stretch of plate glass on the seventh floor of an office building in Waltham? Why did a variation ("All Your Quiche Are Belong to Us") suddenly show up on the 1369 Coffeehouse menu board in Central Square, Cambridge?

Why? Maybe because it's awkward and nonsensical.

"The actual text means nothing," explained Brian Seeve, the Harvard sophomore who posted the phrase in his dorm window. "It's just kind of - odd."

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