Okay get this... I go outside last night to smoke a cig, and I'm in the back yard, and I see a roach crawling around. I hate those nasty motherfuckers, so I go to step on him, and it kicks into overdrive and starts running around the yard. Well no roach is any match for me, so I deploy my nimble Jackie Chan-like roach stomping skills and we go round-n-round the yard for a little bit, with me stamping all over the place trying to kill his disgusting little insect ass.
Well after about five or six stamps on the concrete, I flatten the thing and then beat on my chest in a proud display of human superiority, then finish up my cig, and I go back inside to the kitchen to grab some water before going back upstairs to my office.
Well, while I'm in the kitchen, I start feeling this really bad feeling on the lower left side of my back. It wasn't exactly a "pain", but it still kinda hurt if you know what I'm saying. At first I just thought I'd shaken my insides up a bit as I did mortal combat with the roach, but as I got my drink and made my way upstairs, the feeling became increasingly worse. When I got upstairs I decided to hit the bed instead of my office chair, and I laid down hoping the feeling would go away.
Well it didn't go away, in fact it got worse. But it didn't exactly hurt, it was more of a feeling of "Hey I'm feeling something somewhere I shouldnt be feeling anything... and it's scaring me... what the fuck do I do??"
After walking around and panicking a bit and flopping around on the bed, eventually it subsided and I was able to relax. Now today, it doesn't "hurt" like I said, but I feel something there... right on my lower back on the left side, I guess where my kidneys are?
What the fuck, man?
Did I like shock my insides or something stomping around on concrete??
Cliffs-
-Won a lot of money
-Fucked supermodel
-Sry no pics
Well after about five or six stamps on the concrete, I flatten the thing and then beat on my chest in a proud display of human superiority, then finish up my cig, and I go back inside to the kitchen to grab some water before going back upstairs to my office.
Well, while I'm in the kitchen, I start feeling this really bad feeling on the lower left side of my back. It wasn't exactly a "pain", but it still kinda hurt if you know what I'm saying. At first I just thought I'd shaken my insides up a bit as I did mortal combat with the roach, but as I got my drink and made my way upstairs, the feeling became increasingly worse. When I got upstairs I decided to hit the bed instead of my office chair, and I laid down hoping the feeling would go away.
Well it didn't go away, in fact it got worse. But it didn't exactly hurt, it was more of a feeling of "Hey I'm feeling something somewhere I shouldnt be feeling anything... and it's scaring me... what the fuck do I do??"
After walking around and panicking a bit and flopping around on the bed, eventually it subsided and I was able to relax. Now today, it doesn't "hurt" like I said, but I feel something there... right on my lower back on the left side, I guess where my kidneys are?
What the fuck, man?
Did I like shock my insides or something stomping around on concrete??
Cliffs-
-Won a lot of money
-Fucked supermodel
-Sry no pics
