lol some girl thinks iam a guy at her job on AIM

TOB: OK
TOB: BABY
TOB: I TOOK SOME PICS OF MY TITS MY PUSSY AND MY ASS BUT IT DIDNT COME OUT GOOD I COULENT GET A GOOD ANGLE
TOB: ITS GIVING ME A HARD TIME SENDING
TOB: ITS NOT LETTING ME SENDING TO UR E-MAIL BUTI CAN SEND IT TO UR PHONE
TOB: THATS THE ONLY WAY
TOB: MY PHONE NOT ALLOWING ME TO DO IT
TOB: BUT I CAN WITH UR NUMBER U JSUT GET A PIC MESSAGE
TOB: HELLO ANYBODY HOME
TOB: IM FEELING LONELY HERE
TOB: ARE U INGNORING ME PLEASE DONT
TOB: IM REALLY TRYING TO GET U THESE PICS
TOB: I TOOK GREAT ONES I JUST CANT GET THEM TO U
TOB: HEY IM PRECTICING MY SUCKING KNOW I GIVE GREAT HEAD BABY
TOB: I FCUK GREAT
TOB: FUCK
TOB: HEY WHERE DID U GO
me: iam here
me: lemme see em
TOB: I MISSED U
TOB: IM TRYING TO SEND THEM THEY WONT LET ME
me: blah
TOB: IT WONT GO TO MY ONLINE ALBUM
TOB: SO THREW THA TI CAN SEDNU BUT ITS NOT WORKING
me: ;[
me: brb then
TOB: BUT I CAN SEDN U MY PICS MY AMAZING PICS I TOOK
TOB: COMMON
me: i dont have a picture phone
TOB: K
me: so u cant send em
TOB: IM SORRY
TOB: WHAT CAN I SAY BUT WHEN U WAN TTO HANG OUT ILL TAKE PICS FOR U SO U CAN KEEP
TOB: where ar eu going cause i can sendu pics of me now u dont want to talk to me
TOB: common
TOB: i still working to send them but my phone wont do it
me: iam back
TOB: cool
TOB: i really trying to send these pics but my phone sucks
TOB: i took a great pic of my pussy
TOB: and my tits
me: i wanna see ur ass 2
me: =o
TOB: babe
me: ?
TOB: i want u to see everything thing i have
TOB: i trying to sedn them but it wont go threw but ill make it up to u
me: well i need em now silly
me: ;[
TOB: why do u need them now
me: iam sure u can figure out why
me: ;-)
TOB: i really wan to show u these pics
TOB: but my phone wont let me
me: blah ;[
TOB: i now im horny to
TOB: i have an amazing body i wan tto show u
TOB: i so pissed i cant ge tthem to u
TOB: why u need them to jerk off
me: yup
me: ;P
TOB: well babe when we hang out ill make u come so many times
TOB: how about that
me: blah ;[
TOB: common ur being mean to me
TOB: im mastebating to ur hansome looking face
TOB: look i swear to got that when we fuck u wont be dissapoimted
TOB: god i mean
me: kkk
TOB: and after that nigth u be attached to my pussy my ass
TOB: my tits
TOB: everything
TOB: and i will ge tu pics of thme
 
Snapple said:
TOB: im mastebating to ur hansome looking face
TOB: look i swear to got that when we fuck u wont be dissapoimted
TOB: god i mean
me: kkk
TOB: and after that nigth u be attached to my pussy my ass
TOB: my tits
TOB: everything
TOB: and i will ge tu pics of thme
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:rofl:
 
TOB: did u stuff any turkey today
TOB: lol
me: no iam waiting for you silly
me: iam still waiting on my kiss
me: that u promised me
me: at work
me: you diddnt forget did you :-(
TOB: i never would have thought u where liek this lori tole me where a brain and that ur where heavy into ur books
TOB: now ur like a rapist kinda exciting
TOB: lol
me: haha
TOB: who wouldve thunk it
me: what are u doing
TOB: im thinkign about how the hole store woudl reacht that ur liek a pervert cause u see liek a sweet freidnly guy that just goes about him business
me: yeah well dont tell them silly
me: just kiss me
TOB: u think u can really handle me u wan tto punch me in the neck and knock me out i will fight u and u will lose
TOB: take that to the bank
TOB: 9 inches huh
TOB: 9 inches is alot could hurt but feel good at the same time
me: i was just kidding
me: iam not 9 inches
TOB: u wish u whre
TOB: what a re u minus 0
TOB: lol
TOB: hehe
TOB: :p
me: hahaha
TOB: hehe
me: na iam about 5 inches
me: 4 1/2 5
TOB: ah
TOB: thats like a 4th graders
TOB: lol
TOB: hahhahha
me: HEY :[
TOB: u where better of letting me beliv eu where 9 inches
me: yeah but when u see it u'll know i lied
TOB: 4 is nothing
TOB: yea yea yea
me: do you still wanna fuck or no
TOB: off course i want to jump my bones man handle me
 
me: would u be willing to pee on me
TOB: that gross
me: i wanna fuck the shit outa u then when im about to cum
me: put my penis hole up to ur nose
me: and cum in your nose
me: u like that shit ?
TOB: god ur a kinky bastard
 
TOB: i never would have thought u where liek this lori tole me where a brain and that ur where heavy into ur books
TOB: now ur like a rapist kinda exciting


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA this thread is great.. even if you are making this all up

edit: haahha TOB: god ur a kinky bastard
 
she signed off :|

hopefully she comes back

the funniest thing tho is shes gonna be talkign to the girls at work telling them mike has a 4.5 inch penis LOL
 
poor mike.. all the kid ever wanted to do was put himself through school working a shitty ass job and studying like a motherfucker....
 
Snapple said:
she signed off :|

hopefully she comes back

the funniest thing tho is shes gonna be talkign to the girls at work telling them mike has a 4.5 inch penis LOL
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:lol: i bet this would be even worse(better?) if she didnt even kiss him cause she'd never know it wasn't him
 
I am 90% sure that Snapple picked 4.5 inches because that is the truth in his own pants. Not tryin' to disrespect, just being all psychological and shit. I can't wait to see this end.
 
Apcalypse said:
poor mike.. all the kid ever wanted to do was put himself through school working a shitty ass job and studying like a motherfucker....
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seriously, the guy is in for a surprise of a lifetime... someone's gotta film, we already have confirmed residents nearby.
 
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