x girlfriend
hot
selfish
temper
potty mouth
insecure
jealous
x's name is shani (weird i know)
Sha-knee
okay, here goes
akuma used to date a girl
her name was shani don't you know
she had great tits and a sweet face
and mikey's cock she'd often blow
but she'd get mad and curse real loud
she'd call our pal a stupid ass
poor mike would sit and take it, though
for her he cared though she was crass
till finally one day she burst
and tore old mike a brand new hole
"you ass fuck cock whore cunt and kike"
"you shitstained cumdrenched blistered pole"
"i hate it when you do this thing"
"i hate it when you do that too"
"i hate you when you eat your food"
"i hate the way you fuck me too"
"you fucking ass, you piece of shit"
"i'll kill you in your fucking sleep"
so mikey kicked her in the cunt
till she was dead, and buried her deep
and as he filled her putrid grave
poor shani's eyes stared up at him
yeah sure, she's hot, but there's much more
than tits and ass and a tight quim
so if you're in new jersey pal
look up old mike, cause he's your mate
perhaps he'll show you shani's grave
right there under the interstate