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*SPAWN* TEHVUL
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Zicon said:Im just wondering, you would even appear to fit in if you were walking around somewhere like paris? lolerz
Why would I want to "fit in"...Paris is gay...
Zicon said:Im just wondering, you would even appear to fit in if you were walking around somewhere like paris? lolerz
1) skinny, pasty wannabe thugSift said:so what is this kid's story anyway
i'm not following
the only thing i can say in advance is give me a fucking break
Falhawk said:i wonder if spawn likes to take it in the ass
because I figure, once he shoots someone he's gonna go to jail
and since he's such a tough guy he's probably "not afraid of jail"
which leads me to think he likes jail for the buttsex..
$hogun said:Wow...that bitch is fat and nasty. Do all the hardcore gangsta g's get greasy whores like that?
Which reminds me...what do fat chicks do in the summer?
stink
Zicon said:Have you ever left the states? You'd realise how much of an idiot you really are.
A Master Hairstylist????*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:That bitch is my wife of 2 years mother of both of my children...She is a Master Hairstylist, and manager of her Salon and has had her permit to cut hair since she was 16...
Classes needed to be a radiologist? I know this may come as a shock to you, but a radiologist is a doctor you braindead fuck. No way, that stupid bitch is gonna be a doctor. Nice try though.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:She is currently taking the classes needed to be a Radiologist...
Ya know, my gut instinct when I saw her on the video was "It's a man baby" tell her thanks for confirming that.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:Oh btw she just said she is more of a man than u are
Look at her!!!! She's twice the size of most women for God's sake. Given the sheer size of that woman, I am sure most of her experience with men is limited to the guy running the register at Dunkin Donuts. Obviously, given she is with you, her standards are not exactly high. But looking like she does, they really shouldn't be all that high, she needs to be realistic, a scrawny, ball-less freak wannabe is probably about as good as she can reasonably hope for.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:and twice the women ur lil pecker could ever handle...
Falhawk said:i wonder if spawn likes to take it in the ass
because I figure, once he shoots someone he's gonna go to jail
and since he's such a tough guy he's probably "not afraid of jail"
which leads me to think he likes jail for the buttsex..
Flotsam&jetsam said:Where the fuck do you live in San Anotonio? I'm 65 miles up the road and I'll drive down there and beat the living shit out of you. I'll meet you behind the circuit city on 410 and bandera in that open field and kick the living hell outta you. If you're so fucking hard lets see how well you fair.
*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:No taking anything in my ass...I like females...Silly faggot dicks are for chicks...
If I do have to kill someone there would be no body, no murder weapon, no crime scene...My alibi would be airtight...If u have to do something do it right...
I have been to county jail b4...For like a month over minor shit...I never get caught for major shit only for stupid shit like Terroristic Threats...I'm not like some of the boyz doing 15-life for murder...
Jail here isnt as badd as other places...I saw alot of peeps I went to school with or knew from the block...Our CO would let us watch the NBA playoffs...I played chess...I had plenty of money on my books so I hooked peeps I knew up with snacks and envelopes, paper, ect... In exchange for a half hit of acid or a pinner joint, or buy a cig off one of the other cool CO's...
No problems while there other than bordom...See they put the perverts 2gether with the gay peeps...Seperate from gen pop...I was there chillin with the same dudes I normally would chill with out in the world...
I aint gotta worry bout that nemore...It's good to have dirt on the main DA here, not to mention a great lawyer...
Awww somebody's in denial.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:No taking anything in my ass...I like females...Silly faggot dicks are for chicks...
Well it has to be said...given the pathetically stupid nature of your obvious fabrications, and the spelling errors a third grader wouldn't make, I find it hard to believe you are near bright enough to pull this off. But hey, you keep selling it brother. I mean brutha.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:If I do have to kill someone there would be no body, no murder weapon, no crime scene...My alibi would be airtight...If u have to do something do it right...
I did 30 days once and I did 45 days once. And I can tell you exactly what for.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:I have been to county jail b4...For like a month over minor shit...I never get caught for major shit only for stupid shit like Terroristic Threats...I'm not like some of the boyz doing 15-life for murder...
Piling an ever larger amount of shit upon yourself in an increasingly desperate attempt to sound like a street thug, though amusing, is actually beginning to border on the pathetically surreal now.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:Jail , blah blah blah...CO, blah blah blah...nonsense about being a big man in the joint, blah blah blah...
More references to your obsession with gay sex. I can see now why your "wife" is such a feminine creature. She comfortably straddles the line between man and woman, so you get the manlove you need in a package legally pawned off as female. Good game, my friend.*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:No problems while there other than bordom...See they put the perverts 2gether with the gay peeps...Seperate from gen pop...I was there chillin with the same dudes I normally would chill with out in the world...
Oh dear God...so now he's blackmailing the District Attorney. We have now completely crossed over the line into "Dangerously Retarded."*SPAWN* TEHVUL said:I aint gotta worry bout that nemore...It's good to have dirt on the main DA here, not to mention a great lawyer...
Flotsam&jetsam said:Where the fuck do you live in San Anotonio? I'm 65 miles up the road and I'll drive down there and beat the living shit out of you. I'll stomp you with in 6" of your pathetic little life. You wanna bring a gun and friends? Fine! I've got 3 sharp shooter friends in the Austin PD that can be around to fucking shoot the guns you and piss ant friends probably cant even fire out of your/thier hands and leave you wondering wtf you even pulled it out for. You'd be just as wel off pulling your dick out.
You're pathetic. You fucking make me sick. What side of San Antonio do live on? Fuck it, I'll meet you behind the circuit city on 410 and bandera in that open field and kick the living hell outta you. If you're so fucking hard lets see how well you fair.
$hogun said:Awww somebody's in denial.
Well it has to be said...given the pathetically stupid nature of your obvious fabrications, and the spelling errors a third grader wouldn't make, I find it hard to believe you are near bright enough to pull this off. But hey, you keep selling it brother. I mean brutha.
I did 30 days once and I did 45 days once. And I can tell you exactly what for.
Please note that, and ask a couple people who have been inside (whether it be county or state) and they will say the same thing, "I did 6 months for felony bad check" or "I did 60 days for simple assault."
What they do not say is "I did like a month for something like something."
If you are going to play a part, live it, be true to the character, and for God's sake, at least make a token effort to sound authentic you stupid fuck.
Piling an ever larger amount of shit upon yourself in an increasingly desperate attempt to sound like a street thug, though amusing, is actually beginning to border on the pathetically surreal now.
More references to your obsession with gay sex. I can see now why your "wife" is such a feminine creature. She comfortably straddles the line between man and woman, so you get the manlove you need in a package legally pawned off as female. Good game, my friend.
Oh dear God...so now he's blackmailing the District Attorney. We have now completely crossed over the line into "Dangerously Retarded."
Look Tehvul, go to bed, sober up, and come back and read only your own posts in this thread tomorrow, and ask yourself, who beyond Corky from Life Goes On is gonna buy this poorly crafted line of shit?
Chrom said:Just so tough!
Oh, and that joke is older than time itself. Time to get some new material.
Just a question, why are you going after the families? Does this happen if you lose, or if you win? I mean, what's the point, toughguy?