Huh???? I'M BAAAAACK ! by Dweasel - TribalWar Forums
Click Here to find great hosting deals from Branzone.com


Go Back   TribalWar Forums > TribalWar Community > General Discussion
Reload this Page Huh???? I'M BAAAAACK !
Page 1 of 4
Thread Tools
Dweasel
Banned
Old
1 - 03-06-2013, 06:01
Reply With Quote
Well for a guest appearance anyways.

Recap.

Steffi GONE. age 31.

banged Felicia. age 20

Banged Angelita twice. age 21


And Now, ...... > Melissa age 29
met her 3 months before Steffi

Jesus Christ! She also a Capricorn, damnnnn, them "cappis" get to me.

Today SHE asked me ..... Can I, do you still want me to live with you?

Sez I, "When you decide.
I want this to be YOUR decision,
base your decision on "WANT" not "NEED"
She said she moving in tomorrow.


Guys, .... for the real, if Steffi was hot, Melissa outshines her as a Quasar.

Melissa is about 5'7", H/W proportional.

"en la cama todo se empareja!" >

She gave me the best sex since I lived with Katie back in 2003.
I haven't been "Necio" with her.

When the (ahem)"joining" took place
it wasn't a frenzy or becuz cash for ass
.... we wuz jes laying in bed watching tv.

It was just like ..... like ..... it was just supposed to be.
Ahhh, I jes a "romantic"

I have NOT "paid" her.
But around me she wants not!

Fornicate on you jealous fellas ****ers!


We see how it goes.

I am gonna change my "modus operendi" wit dis wan.
She be a-watching my every move



I told her That I needed a help mate so I can have my load lighten
and be able to set up a "bidness" and to provide a Family ambiance
so Dad can be happier

I told her I need my physical and emotional needs met so I can
go into the world ready to slay dragons.

She's beautiful. Really, really .... Beautiful. ..... Dammmmmn!
Jet Black hair, she's as fair skinned as Mali.
36 C, ample booty,
She smells delicious, ...... oh my God,
...... the sweet fragrance of her honey pot. Yummy!

I paced myself and banged her for a half hour straight.
You might say I left her "breathless"

God had mercy on my wretched soul
and put this wench before me.



> you homo, dweep, jealous fellas.
Yeah streetwi$e, this applies especially to you

Send me my money beeyatch. We had a bet .... I won.

I wanna buy dis "Ho" some silk panties!
No, she's not selling *****.


Example: I had brought her a brand of cigarettes she smokes

She said "Robert, I don't smoke menthol's, thank you anyway",
as she reached for them
I threw them out the window.

She goes like ....." Whaaaaat? Robert that's a new pack"
Sez I, "So? ...... They're unsuitable. I'll get you the proper ones right now."

She looked at me and said, "You're crazy, you don't have to do that"
and patted me on the arm.


****, I am in no way intimidated by her beauty or youth.
I need her to achieve my goals.


Who the Hell wants to retire?
I wanna die fighting, ****ing or working!


Btw, Valerie's Back! she came back to me
BUT she brought her husband to be also.
He works. They don't do drugs.
I took them in. I have them in the 3rd bedroom.

Val is full of life, I treat her as a niece, or like a daughter.
I don't want them to suffer Especially Val .... (she is dear to me.)
They are saving money.

So in 3,4 months they will have saved 3k
.... enough to get decent housing on their own.

And Daddy has other peeps around, he's more settled.


You TW mofo's diina nose da reeel "Dweasel"

eyecue knows.

Yeah yeah, STOP IT!
They're a young couple.
Val is 6 months pregnant, Imma gonna make sure she gonna be ok.

Well. I got lots o **** done
2 more months ...... I'll be where I expect to be.

I'll check in from time to time.

Later dudes.


Oh yeah guys ...... > : Hahahahahahahaha!
 
Dweasel is offline
 
Last edited by Dweasel; 03-06-2013 at 06:05..
Sponsored Links
caelum
VeteranXX
Old
2 - 03-06-2013, 06:08
Reply With Quote
Did not read
 
caelum is offline
 
SephirothCat
VeteranX
Old
3 - 03-06-2013, 06:08
Reply With Quote
Hallo o_o
 
SephirothCat is offline
 
RedMeat
Veteran++
Old
4 - 03-06-2013, 06:09
Reply With Quote
i was so hoping no one would reply but you blew it
 
RedMeat is offline
 
RoLo
VeteranXV
Old
5 - 03-06-2013, 06:10
Reply With Quote
He called you out Jason.
 
RoLo is offline
 
Dweasel
Banned
Old
6 - 03-06-2013, 06:11
Reply With Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedMeat View Post
i was so hoping no one would reply but you blew it


Said the black to the kettle.
 
Dweasel is offline
 
caelum
VeteranXX
Old
7 - 03-06-2013, 06:13
Reply With Quote
**** the whole lot of youz
 
caelum is offline
 
Irn-Bru
VeteranXV
Old
8 - 03-06-2013, 06:15
Reply With Quote
Just type in a sensible way and this could be beautiful.

The way you type irritates me to the extent that you have no chance, regardless of what a pillar-of-the-community you are.
 
Irn-Bru is offline
 
Last edited by Irn-Bru; 03-06-2013 at 07:05..
caelum
VeteranXX
Old
9 - 03-06-2013, 06:16
Reply With Quote
In bru is a major fag
 
caelum is offline
 
Irn-Bru
VeteranXV
Old
10 - 03-06-2013, 06:19
Reply With Quote
Yes, yes, obvs.
 
Irn-Bru is offline
 
Dweasel
Banned
Old
11 - 03-06-2013, 06:25
Reply With Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irn-Bru View Post
Just type in a sensible way and this could be beautiful.

The way you type irritates me to the extent that you have no change no wonder what a pillar-of-the-community you are.

Good thing Vany not around

dat Injun would admonish you for your faulty
English skills.

Oh well, you know no better,
I have prob fergits mo Anglis than you hab eber lernt!

Bah whado eye nose?


Imma jes ah dumm illiterate Messican .
 
Dweasel is offline
 
beep boop
VeteranX
Old
12 - 03-06-2013, 06:31
Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzYu1ai4598
 
beep boop is offline
 
RedMeat
Veteran++
Old
13 - 03-06-2013, 06:43
Reply With Quote
he's scottish - they don't speak english
 
RedMeat is offline
 
Mantello
Veteran++
Old
14 - 03-06-2013, 06:45
Reply With Quote
Why does he always type like that?
 
Mantello is offline
 
JustinCase
VeteranXX
Contributor
Old
15 - 03-06-2013, 06:50
Reply With Quote
how long does it take you to type that **** out
 
JustinCase is offline
 
Irn-Bru
VeteranXV
Old
16 - 03-06-2013, 07:05
Reply With Quote
Indeed, English is not my first language and it seems you have me beaten hands-down DWeasel. I corrected my initial statement, which remains accurate.

(RedMeat, that hurt )
 
Irn-Bru is offline
 
Vanster
VeteranXX
Contributor
Old
17 - 03-06-2013, 07:34
Reply With Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mantello View Post
Why does he always type like that?
He's a crack dealer that dips into his own stash.
 
Vanster is offline
 
Witch
VeteranXV
Old
18 - 03-06-2013, 07:50
Reply With Quote
TL;DR, go attention whore somewhere else.
 
Witch is offline
 
Al'Muktar
VeteranXX
Old
19 - 03-06-2013, 08:14
Reply With Quote
great news, brothers!

i have returned with news from the hinterland!

i have badtouched my way through another 2 or 3 crack/oxy/skag whores since last we met, and i have embarked upon project HoIntoAHousewife MK3!

this new 'wife' is really awesome and i havent had to pay her for sex yet, i just feed her and buy her smokes and obsessively fawn over her!

BTW that other crack whore i occasionally **** decided to come visit me and so i let her and her husband stay with me! one big happy family!

what could go wrong with this situation? OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY!

BTW PS - my elderly demented dad is just ecstatic at this arrangement!
 
Al'Muktar is offline
 
mmelmo:(
VeteranX
Old
20 - 03-06-2013, 08:16
Reply With Quote
lots of things got typed in this thread that i had to scroll past to get down here where the general discussion button is
 
mmelmo:( is offline
 
Page 1 of 4
Reply


Go Back   TribalWar Forums > TribalWar Community > General Discussion
Reload this Page Huh???? I'M BAAAAACK !

Social Website Bullshit

Tags
donde los buttholo de children , garcias incest bukkake party , porque sus incesto


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


AGENT: claudebot / Y
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:32.