Dear Mr. Tehvul, please help me choose a new sig.

Never mind, Tehvul. I got this.

I looked it up for you, Midxe. Here are 60 possible sigs:


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Aren't most tribes against genetic testing?

:domotwak:

A lot of natives are, yeah. And we do have people on tribal registries that ain't skins. The only way you can get on a tribal registry is if the tribe wants you there-- it doesn't matter if you are 1/8, 1/16, or just have a fancy story-- if the tribe wants you on the registry, you're in.
 
his team has been tracking this for months

try years nub. traps are gay!

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i've heard plenty of people say they're an 8th or 16th or whatever indigenous but never in my life have i heard "cherokee princess". must be a boomer thing

"16th" is just the highest power of 2 most normies can remember. for someone in my generation to be 1/16th that means around the turn of the century their ancestors were still piledriving indians, which is pretty unlikely outside of 5 or 6 particular western states

if you told me you were 1/256th amerindian, that i might believe
 
so 23 and me data is useless then, isn't it?

Not to me.

i've heard plenty of people say they're an 8th or 16th or whatever indigenous but never in my life have i heard "cherokee princess". must be a boomer thing

It's a thing I hear from white people a lot-- I think it's because they are trying to break the ice or show me we share some commonality. . I don't know why people do it.

My cousin has a shirt that says

"My great great grandmother was a white princess.

(I can't prove that, but please play along)"​
 
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So without tribe data you just guess, not very science of you.

No, what I'm saying is that there are white people and hispanics that are members of the Northern Arapaho tribe, because tribal government decided they would be. They don't have any indigenous DNA to speak of. The elders that voted them in knew they weren't indians when they did it.
 
No, what I'm saying is that there are white people and hispanics that are members of the Northern Arapaho tribe, because tribal government decided they would be. They don't have any indigenous DNA to speak of. The elders that voted them in knew they weren't indians when they did it.
Prolly Jews trying to subvert your people and culture too.
 
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