This really works. I know because I invented it.
It's a simple pooping technique to have more fun, reduce stress and blood pressure and feel better about the world in general.
The HITA technique. It stands for Hands In The Air shitting - just like on a roller-coaster.
Everyone does it -
It's so simple at home. HITA shitting really works.
When you take a shit, just throw those hands up over your head and dream
of riding a rollercoaster. Profit.
The science behind this is simple. The modern western toilet encourages us to lean forward and create an indirect path from the lower intestines to the anus.
Stretch it out. Sit up straight and get those hands up. No more grunting, pushing, straining. You are asking for a stroke, buddy. Your poop will exit in a more natural manner.
Try this out and report back.
Encourage others to do this as well.
~namaste~
It's a simple pooping technique to have more fun, reduce stress and blood pressure and feel better about the world in general.
The HITA technique. It stands for Hands In The Air shitting - just like on a roller-coaster.
Everyone does it -
It's so simple at home. HITA shitting really works.
When you take a shit, just throw those hands up over your head and dream
of riding a rollercoaster. Profit.
The science behind this is simple. The modern western toilet encourages us to lean forward and create an indirect path from the lower intestines to the anus.
Stretch it out. Sit up straight and get those hands up. No more grunting, pushing, straining. You are asking for a stroke, buddy. Your poop will exit in a more natural manner.
Try this out and report back.
Encourage others to do this as well.
~namaste~
