[Need suggestions] Names for a coffee shop

You could try to franchise off of Lance Armstrong's coffee shop. He used his alias name: Juan Pelota

Pelota = ball in spanish
Juan sounds like one

One Ball, fits perfectly for you.
 
No, I don't think I've even heard of it.

I'm not the coffee place kind of person, the times I need coffee people probably wouldn't enjoy my presence. I just make my own.

edit: Also I'm cheap.
 
Cafe suck my fucking balls

Cafe stick a finger in my ass

Cafe lick my dick while I munch your puss

Cafe Brew
 
DMAUL said:
No, I don't think I've even heard of it.

I'm not the coffee place kind of person, the times I need coffee people probably wouldn't enjoy my presence. I just make my own.

edit: Also I'm cheap.
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Lol do you think we could hang out sometime?
 
Musical Bean Shop

...oh wait

More seriously since you said they were to have music there.

Java Jazz Kafé
 
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Beaners! - perfect

Bean Bag - have a bunch of bean beags for everyone to sit on, but like super sick custom made ones. ( I dont know where I'm goign with this, I hate bean bags)

3rd World Cafe - Bringing you the best, unfair trade, deliciously high profit margin coffee.
 
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wouldn't it be a funny joke if you told a girl you wanted to take her to Brown Town on your first date ha ha ha get it
 
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