I was ****ing my girl a couple weeks ago and my g/f starts cracking up. I look over and her dog is like smiling and licking its teeth staring at us.

Oh and her dog is obsessed with my cock, its kind of weird. I think she mistakes it for food because when I pull it out she starts licking her lips and wagging her tail.

I need to go to sleep with a cock cuff on.

wat

Originally Posted by Boomerman

Let me run a checklist on your picture absent....
oh wait...that's right....

Originally Posted by Boomerman

Let me run a checklist on your picture absent....
oh wait...that's right....

Originally Posted by Boomerman

Let me run a checklist on your picture absent....
oh wait...that's right....

mmm

Originally Posted by prowler

I miss seeing this beautiful, beautiful man on a day-2-day basis.

Prowler kind of looks related to ngfm

hes got the look

god damn right he does

heat looks like the piggy he is/was.

i want to **** his doggy

Originally Posted by slogg

I agree with absent, your beard and ratty unkempt hair make you look like some degenerate

I bet you have to be at work at 5am to setup cones or noon to work at gamestop or something


also stop wearing sleeveless shirts

Actually I currently work at a paper mill making 27/h, full benefits

dont you live in tempe

i was over off baseline and mcclintock at a house party last night

Nah I moved up to northern az for the last year to save up some more money for classes. Retail doesnt pay for **** in the valley and it's hard to get into anything else that pays well without an in with someone.

Graphix: Why is the dog's face beat the **** up? Was that from you kicking it in the face?

holy **** deformed face on the last pic

shocked and awed im sure

Originally Posted by Fartypants

i dont think im wearing the sunglasses right??

Wtf, you don't like a guido anymore. Wha happened?

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