this might be the funniest thing ive ever read. it has to be fake... and btw you are an idiot if you think you can go out THE DAY YOU GET YOUR WISDOM TEETH removed. its not some simple surgery ace i just got it done in january you have to fucking keep gauze pads in your mouth pretty much until you fall asleep. good luck talking to her?
my ex gf had her wisdom pulled on the morning of our second date. we went to the movies. i told her that we'll just get together later that week but she insisted. she was in a lot of pain, popped tylenol 3's all night and tried to pretend that it wasn't hurting, but it obviously was. I ended it early and took her home, but never forgot the fact that she made the effort.
helps that she was a super hot lebanese chick too, doesn't really apply to SOD's situation i guess. but maybe mormon girl will appreciate him making the effort