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I'm more interested in the flawed programming in the Matrix that makes a chick who has it all (nice family), throw it all away on something dumb (cheating with a kid). She could have been ****ing her husband, but noooo, that wasn't good enough. Had to take on the challenge of ****ing a kid, not thinking of the consequences.
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Blind BitchXV Contributor
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Originally Posted by NoGodForMe
I'm a Nutritarian.
Let's rock.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by Brasstax
Musical interlude....
For breakfast I have denim goop
At lunch I have some denim soup
At dinner I repeat the loop
And when I go to bed -
I make a denim poop.
It's appealing to the eye
the people ask me why
and when I pass them by -
they see the Denim Guy.
I have playbooks in my head
I wish the hos were dead
I will fill them full of lead -
Or maybe Deeennnniiiimmmmmm.
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this right here.,
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VeteranXX
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Bush 43 was trying to balance the budget until Kuwait and 9/11. The economy was his main focus. Iraq was his downfall after "mission accomplished." That screwed everything up, especially with the left wing media giving a "death toll" every night on the national news.
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lol @ kuwait (gulf war) happening in 2001
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VeteranXX
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Video is going viral of the girl. This is a classic case of blacks getting their way through power, yet losing in the long run. Whites remember this stuff when it comes time to hire employees, visit restaurants, and so on. The dude supposedly had those seats for years and never got a ball, that's his excuse. And notice what the girl wants to do with her ball. Sell it and use the money to give back to a player who's daughter has cancer.
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That might be my favorite yet
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by NoGodForMe
It's hard to stay under 140 characters, because I type 60 wpm.
Ok, let's try this.
Red won the election. Obama didn't pay your gas or mortgage.
Whites go skiing, you can too.
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NGFM, you need to work on your Haikus man. It's 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and then 5 syllables; not 5 words, 7 words, 5 words...
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Last edited by Morganstern; 11-17-2014 at 09:25..
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VeteranXX
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The problem with twatter language, is the slang that goes with it. This is how it would sound.
Daymn home boy, nice elbow. Now go back to McJob. #respect
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Amsoil Dodge
Denim roller coaster
Wasted *****
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VeteranXX
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how many syllables is 'wet the hole?' cause we've got to work that in somehow
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VeteranXX
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wet the hole, ninja
wet the hole, lover
wet the hole, scuba
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VeteranXV
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Denim tuxedo
red state ski trip for white folk
wet the hole, *****es
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VeteranXV
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"The clubs are nice, but I'm not jealous. In fact, one of the places we played a few weeks ago failed a health inspection."
" The similarities are so true. Blacks kill whites (and hate us too), yet they want to have sex with the women."
"Good advice on checking start up programs. I disabled a few."
"They make you think you're eating healthy with the peas and carrots."
"It's funny when you're on a plane, flying over the midwest states that are empty except for a few major cities. The Muslims could go there and build something from scratch, but noooo."
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Last edited by thedrummingfish; 11-19-2014 at 23:10..
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by NoGodForMe
So if you're a straight white, you really have nothing to worry about. As long as the chick you're dating isn't ****ing some black gay dude on the side. And no, Ashley didn't get aids. Sergio was a straight Hispanic, not black as everyone says.
Diet and Cancer is the thing to worry about for white people.
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VeteranXX
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Stand up, fall forward to the ground. How do you stop yourself? Your hands (wrists). Now do this 20 times, that's boarding.
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Counter Terrorists Win.
Need a new map, FSU.
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Last edited by coombz; 11-21-2014 at 05:43..
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VeteranXX
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Perfect timing, don't have to worry about Christmas. Go on a ski trip to celebrate (Denver or Park City Utah).
Get your own place and date 2 chicks at the same time (3's Company, Hugh Heffner). You have the master bedroom, and each chick has their own room. They pay their own bills. Marriage is stupid. Guys your age get sucked into the system.
The chick was doing all that "takeaway" stuff to have power over you. Good thing you were not married, and didn't have kids yet. Yeah, I could add "power trip" to the ho play book. It's already there once you get married. They get knocked up, you have to buy an SUV for her, home, baby room, everything revolves around the kid.
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VeteranXX
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And don't worry that she found a guy in one week. Girls can always get laid. She did that to continue her power trip over someone.
Meanwhile, you can plan a ski trip for February. You don't want to get serious with any chick until after Valentines day. It could take you 3-6 months to find someone else. It usually happens when you least expect it.
Enjoy the holidays with your family. Depending on where they live, now you can visit them on your terms.
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VeteranXX
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Yesterday I watched some football but didn't drink, I'm overweight because we didn't have a kitchen for 2 months (remolding job). Ate a big salad, made smoothies with the Vitamix.
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