As always this is a work in progress, what with the shifting skeins of his self-narrative (what Giddens calls the 'Reflexive Project of the Self')
any 'claims' not backed up directly with a link are just pending me getting around to substantiating/correcting his claiming the claims that he claimed
the first few are links to the same post because he (rather helpfully, actually) corrected them himself
things tevhul has done/been:
fully-blooded member of MS13
local rap superstar that sold 10,000+ of his first album
master plumber
firefighter for 2 years
inter-state drug transporter
high-level drug dealer
master strategist
on the run from the mafia
on the run from (but outsmarting) the hells angels
hardcore jailbird that doesnt give a shit about 10 days in county
stabbed multiple times
'works with the feds'
'sane'
'sober'/'clean'
master linguist
certified solicitor (door to door salesman)
in contact with aliens/travels to other planets
master of multiple martial art disciplines
qualified welder
home-owner in 4 states (concurrent)
loving/providing father
music producer extraordinaire (phd professor told him he was the best she'd ever taught)
fluent in multiple languages
DID NOT PLAY DOCTOR WITH HIS SISTERS. SRSLY.
expert carpenter
professional equipment installation/mounting technician
current version (additions)
majick practitioner since the age of 15
registered with BMI
gay now
straight now
PROMO MANAGER FOR A MULTI-PLATINUM ARTIST (lie)
His version:
Quote:
Originally Posted by tehvul2 View Post
Just because you fucks are content with your lives as they are does not mean that I am. Yes my life is awesome, but that is because I have the experience of the past to rely on.
lets get this straight
things tevhul has done/been:
fully-blooded member of Darkside Spanish Gangster Two Six
Sold 10,000+ of my first album
master plumber
firefighter for 2 years
strategist, student of war
on the run from the mafia
on the run (but outsmarting) the hells angels
hardcore jailbird that doesnt give a shit about 10 days in county
stabbed multiple times
'federal worker'
'sane'
'sober'/'clean'
master linguist
certified solicitor (door to door salesman)
master of my own martial art discipline
home-owner in 4 states (concurrent)
loving/providing father
music producer (phd professor told him he was the best she'd ever taught)
fluent in 4 languages
carpenter
equipment installation/mounting technician
witch
mentally awake
world aware
Sometimes he gets sad, and when he gets sad he gets honest:
Quote:
Originally Posted by tehvul2 View Post
Sup Tribalwar. Happy Holidays. I am drunk and bored and thought I would subject myself to TW's special kind of love.
Here is what has been going on in my life.
On July 6th my wife and best friend of 11 years Linda left me for some guy who worked at subway next door to her salon. She said she was "tired of the way I cleaned and she was tired of me being sick." I am Bipolar 1 among other things.
I take meds every day.
Any way. She kicked me out and I had nowhere to go but my grandfathers place. I saw the S.S.I. judge and I was granted S.S.I. I am now awaiting my my letter to get my and the kids benefits.
I can't work because of my illness and she knows it but yet 2day I got a letter saying she filed for child support.
I haven't seen my kids for 6 months. My son Tehvul is 6 and my daughter Amber Els'beth is now 8.
I miss them dearly and want nothing more than to see them.
I have no one else to talk to and thank you for allowing me to vent.
Life's a bitch, and her name is Linda.
