TPK raging because the avg pub player today is better than he ever was.
You are literally talking about "pubs" with a straight face. How embarrassing.
Tell me, what's it like caring about pubs? I'm afraid I'll never know unless you tell me.
Anyway, are you arguing now that your "avg pub players" are better than all your "elite" friends that I wooped up on? TPK is smart enough to know that you are goading him into posting his demos of captaining against and obliterating LT "elites" in their "super meaningful PU games". It's not going to work Moriarty. Good try though.
You've never been on a successful competitive team for an active video game in your entire life Stork. When you open your mouth filth spills out like semen from an overexcited penis.
You and I never even played the same game my friend. Are you really so foolish to compare the two and talk as if we have the same interests? Your game is shit and I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. It's built for hackers and noobs that couldn't handle Tribes. "Waaa, laser rifles make me actually have to think when I ski, and shield packs counter my magic dildo hacks, quick, let's make a mod specifically designed for cheaters and start chaingunning!"
LT is not base-CTF or arena, nowhere close, and you don't get to say otherwise. Comparing the game you played to the one I played is like comparing a "tea party with your 4 year old daughter and her friends" to the World Series of Poker. There were over 200 competitive teams on the ladder when I played. How many did you have? 2? 4? 0? Yeah, zero...
LT is a hackers mod filled with hackers that talk about how great they are at hacking at 13 year old dead video games that nobody plays.
You don't get to play a backyard game of checkers against your 5 year old nephew and claim yourself better than a tournament winning chess champion that beat up on 30 grandmasters.
Stork, and many others in the T1 community, are the sorts of people that would see Greg Luganis stumbling off of a diving board while drunk at a friends party, and call him out for being a terrible diver. Luganis starts talking about how he won the Olympics, and you laugh at him, because the drunken party is far more meaningful to you, cus you are really... really... really... dumb... and know basically nothing about life.
The biggest difference between me and everyone else here, is that I'd be shitting my pants to shake Greg Luganis' hand and showing him tremendous respect for his amazing accomplishments. The rest of you idiots who'd be talking about who the "new and cool diver" is, while I'd be asking "yeah, and how many medals does he have?"
Real gamers wouldn't be bragging about being "the best hacker of a non-competitive dead game that only 8 people play" and writing a crappy guide built for the soul purpose of self-ego fluffing.
Real gamers would be playing a new game, full of competition, and topping the ladders and charts, like I am now in Chivalry.
My name will be echoing in Tribal fame for all eternity as a skillful HO for a top CTF team, and the #1 undisputed champion of arena, while the Stork's name flies past everyone completely unnoticed, just like the name would suggest.
You could just succeed at a modern competitive game and make a name for yourself, but you are limited to internet forum success, and "success at tea parties with 5 year olds".
The reason you are posting here is because you are not capable of making a name for yourself by being on a #1 team in an active game that actually matters. You have to resort to "guide-writing", bragging, trolling, and squaking about how you are the best at pubs to try and force people to believe you.
In contrast, all I have to do is point to my resume and my Olympic gold medals, the meaning of which is lost on most of the posters here due to lack of intelligence.
you post on tw, but dont play tribes.
True, but not true.
Firstly, most everyone that posts on TW doesn't play Tribes these days.
Regardless, I am a Tribes player, and thus I play Tribes.
Unfortunately, there are no games and Tribes does not exist.
There are no teams, there are no legit players, there are no ladders, there is nothing.
If you tell me where I can get into a 10 v 10 of base where I can shoot mortars, or a 4 v 4 arena game, either of which are free of cheaters, I'd be there with bells on.
There is no Tribes to play, and thus, I cannot be blamed for not playing what doesn't exist.
just off the top of my head, im sure that michelob, feral fiona, daerithus, lestat, vivid, sierra oscar, vamp, the morning star, izza and dare are all better than you.
OoOoo, I'm really scared. You are listing names. *shakes in his boots*
Nobody's ever name-dropped on me before bro. And definitely not before I played a competitive match against them and changed their perspective entirely on how they viewed their own level of skill.
There is no player that you could ever name that I wouldn't be able to stomp if I wanted to. All of the players in Tribes that could stomp me, I know by name and can count on one hand, and none of them post here or play Tribes anymore.
I see quite a few hackers in that list. Am I supposed to be impressed by cheaters?
You realize that cheating is for failures and you are listing some total utter failures right?
I am currently the only poster in TT that backs up what he says with real proof.
All of you are clutching to your cheats, hacks, and delusional lies, while I open invite you to play me in any cheat-free video game ever. Name your game, TPK will appear and roflstomp your anus in it.
I'm not going to sit down at a poker table with a stacked deck and known cheaters, sorry.
btw lt haters its extremely easy to start a ctf base game, youre all just bad and have to make excuses for why you dont play. howd that feel faggots, gg
First of all, that's completely untrue. It's not "extremely easy" to start a 10 v 10 cheat free game of CTF base. Please show me otherwise with a demo of a cheat free 10 v 10 game that took place in the past 3 months and prove me wrong.
You talk of excuses?
So you gonna make excuses for why you don't wanna fuck Susan Boyle?
Sometimes you don't need an excuse bro. It's self explanatory.
I don't play Tribes cus it's filled with immature cheating scum devoid of teamplay, and none of them can even play Tribes well enough to have a great game.
What's YOUR excuse for not playing against me?
Not one of you have ever stepped, and not one of you ever will, because without your cheats, you are pissing yourselves at the thought of facing The Pumpkin King, a talentless noob with no gaming ability.
Well, if you are scared to play against a guy you call a total noob, then you are either completely full of shit, or crappier at games than a total noob. So you can pick one.
I am currently succeeding beyond all expectation at a modern video game, while you guys cling to the past and try to rewrite history, talking about how you are better than "The Babe" because you have new 2013 advanced steroids.
10 years from now you will be talking about how you "would have owned me in Chivalry" or whatever. It's pathetic.
None of you will ever defeat me at any video game ever, cus you don't even play video games until all the good players quit and they release cheats and hacks, where as I strive towards the challenge of glorious victory against worthy opponents.
"Duurrrr, TPK come play me at my Poker game where I get 20 cards, you get only 5, and I get to invent the rules as we go and lie about what happens." -LT player
I've already played against cheaters and won when it mattered.
Anyone that wants a true test of gaming ability against TPK can add him on steam any time they want, but you're all a bunch of festering forum trolling cowards, so it doesn't matter.
Suck my tiny, extremely narrow, but tremendously long noodle-length penis.