TPK quits Tribes.

maybe i get real creepy and spam stork guide after every TPK post in hopes that he actually read it, untucks his mangina, and comes back 2 compete with us in the coming weeks
 
i tried

milk man tried

even when being genuine tpk is beyond hope

Oh golly gosh darn plopsayo...

Please teach me how to be a good person like you, so that I can hack, team kill, talk trash, kick people, prevent people that love Tribes from playing the game, harass, and threaten to hack other people's computers.

I truly hope to emulate your outstanding moralistic life of virtue and harmony.

U so sweet. :kiss:
 
The most hilarious part of all of this, is that Darkpiece, the guy that has been heartlessly vote kicking me from games for no reason....

...actually thinks.... now get this....

he actually thinks....

.......
Spoiler




^^^ :rofl: ^^

opsayo too.....

yeah, they regular nice guys....
 
hey tpk

what does this mean to you?

LO(light offense):
From the game start, your job is to clear the enemy defenders off their stand so your cappers can grab the flag.
You also serve a vital roll in a "standoff"(see below) situation. Now lets break it down.
One of the following events will take place with each run you make at the enemy base.
A. your team grabs the flag -
1. if your flag is secure and your capper is out fast, you should D up and help keep your flag secure. OR if your capper teammate without the flag decided to regroup, you can start camping the enemy base.
2. if your flag is taken, you should get in position to kill the home D and ONLY the home D. The biggest problem with LO's is that they lean towards killing the capper over the home D.(STATS YEAAAH!)
This only leads to the enemy team getting off good passes. Sure, you might kill the capper faster....But on average your team will return faster if you just focus on the home D.

B. your team fails to grab - depending upon health.
1. good health - continue to clear if your cappers are still alive OR try to grab the flag for yourself.
if your cappers are dead and your flag is secure, you can either try to llama grab or lay low until your cappers are ready for you to begin clearing again.
if your flag is taken, assume "e-grab"(see below) tactics.

2. low health - continue to clear if your cappers are still alive. regroup if they are dead.
if your flag is taken, assume "e-grab"(see below) tactics.

TIPS*
It's a good idea to start clearing the defense about 5-8 seconds before your cappers arrive. So its all about timing.
If you clear too early..the defense might kill you. If you clear too late...you won't clear anyone at all.
Sometimes its a good idea to fake a grab to get the D's attention. You might distract them enough to let one of your cappers sneak by.
After a standoff return(see below) you should always regroup and help keep your base clear.

Rules To LO:
Don't be a douchebag statwhore. Get on the Home D/Escort(whoever doesn't have the flag) during standoffs and stay on him.
It's very frustrating for the Chaser if the opposing flag holder keeps passing to the escort with full health.
 
The most hilarious part of all of this, is that Darkpiece, the guy that has been heartlessly vote kicking me from games for no reason....

...actually thinks.... now get this....

he actually thinks....

.......
Spoiler




^^^ :rofl: ^^

opsayo too.....

yeah, they regular nice guys....

LOST

others vs losties
 
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Oh golly gosh darn plopsayo...

Please teach me how to be a good person like you, so that I can hack, team kill, talk trash, kick people, prevent people that love Tribes from playing the game, harass, and threaten to hack other people's computers.

I truly hope to emulate your outstanding moralistic life of virtue and harmony.

U so sweet. :kiss:

i do all these things
 
unfortunately i never get opportunity 2 kick some1 as i never have good enough admin 2 do so

one 1 day i will

i think ill kick gerbit or ribs
 
Rules To LO:
Don't be a douchebag statwhore. Get on the Home D/Escort(whoever doesn't have the flag) during standoffs and stay on him.
It's very frustrating for the Chaser if the opposing flag holder keeps passing to the escort with full health.

i disagree with this why shoot home or escort when u can get the ck for more pts???
 
im the freaking pointdexter supreme from the position of a warscarred vet spamming Gay Ass Subforum with essential tautological " heroic narratives" (requested by no one) of men pubbing Base like it was meant to be and wearing minuscule recognizability of bygone era like an illfitting full body armour...Nice to know u,too bad i had to school you. //The Big Man With The Big Gun signs off\\
 
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