12% of people that shoot themselves in the head survive.
30% of people that jump off of heights survive.
100% of people who take aspirin (
) survive (****ing idiots)
almost 50% of people who cut themselves survive. the body is technically alive for almost 40 seconds after losing all of its blood.
the most efficient way to **** yourself is to put a bag over your head, tie it around your neck very tight and simply lay down and let the corbon dioxide do the rest. also hanging yourself works well too, but most people are unaware of the correct placement of the rope which is supposed to snap the neck... most people suffocate.