[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

hey lgbr

i was with my girl last night

and we were going at it

and i stopped

i was like

whoa

let me grab a condom

i don't wanna pull a lagber

she looked at me funny so i fucked her really hard

thanks for the life lesson bud-e





true story
 
Glad I could help, Patton.

PS Hot Dave, what are you guys doing this weekend? I might be up your way.

Durak sucks dicks. Also cocks.
 
Yes it is, loopus

That being said, you should definately come out and kick it with us sometime. I promise shit like this isn't the norm.
 
i'll be at the house drinking and hanging up gutters in my living room.
jonez is coming up from colombus to hang out, elmar wil be out of town... dunno if patton will be around or not. if you stop by then go ahead and bring another attractive and fertile woman, i'll take care of her and it'll be the house of abortions.
 
Update:

The paperwork day is Tuesday. The actual abortion is Friday. They say it's gonna take six hours.

So, t-minus 6 more days until the longest six hours of my life
 
Durak said:
anyone who defends a deadbeat fag like lgbr deserves a post-pregnancy abortion
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i would defend lagbr over you any day

lgbr used to be an annoying little douche of a kid who's managed to grow up, get his life on track, and now he's going into air force

you've consistently been a stupid douche
 
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