wtf tongue-kissing

Robitussin CF has saved my ass so many times. (I used to have serious lung problems. I loved that shit. Kept me out of the hospital practically.)
 
Archimedes said:
So did you p in b yet? What the fuck?
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no actually i hooked up with a completely seperate girl, got as far as feeling her up, broke up with her

and now this crazy chick in my psych class is trying to hook up with me. she seems pretty easy, but other than that isn't my type.
 
If shes not repulsive just do her for the experience. You're better off learning from a chick you find only semi-hot cause you will be less nervous and she will be more indifferent about your inexperience.

Then just break up with her. I know it works cause this is exactly what I did.

Don't worry about your first time being with some super special girl. I had a girl I thought was amazing slip through my fingers cause I was a complete moron with no experience.
 
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Yea, as all of Teedub knows i have problems making my cock work during intercourse. this has lead to much embaressment and a viagra perscription at 22 years old...

However, just as a blind man learns to hear well...



I have become a Jedi with my Tongue
 
Sp!nfusor Salad said:
Yea, as all of Teedub knows i have problems making my cock work during intercourse. this has lead to much embaressment and a viagra perscription at 22 years old...

However, just as a blind man learns to hear well...



I have become a Jedi with my Tongue
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I did not know this until this very post.
But thank you for sharing, now i have a story to tell my friends when drunk.
 
this thread wins the funny. I only ready up to page three but another bit of advice. Don't try and lick her stomach. Keep it in her mouth, not her throat, and don't lick her teeth.... :p
 
no way, you gotta lick the teeth


once i was with this girl tongue kissing and she was all like "oh baby, keep licking my molars, thats so hot"
 
Kwago said:
i'm not all surprised by this after my last gf. She was 21 and she's had a few bf's , but when i made out with her for the 1st time she had no idea what she was doing. she later apologized because no guy had ever kissed her like that. I was like 0_o
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same happened with a girl i dated about this time last year. lasted 3 months but i was her first bf (college girl) and she just didn't know what was going on. kinda weird.
 
it's funny how tribalbob has changed since this thread..

i still think the premise of this thread was retarded..
 
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