Name something you've done that others probally have not

I used to do the Dukes of Hazzard stuff when I was younger.

Did the Duke 'hide from the police officer in hot pursuit' stunt. It worked.

Outdrove a couple of guys trying to fight me and my friend one time by driving over a bunch of pallets that acted as a jump. It reminded me of fast and furious 3.

Got it up to 145 and drove for about 30 min. like that.

Went through Armor Officer Basic Course with a pulled groin.

Found most of a sunken spanish galleon by reading through historical records and collecting samples of debris along the shore. Pinpointed it through modern technology, but I already knew where it was- within 100 feet.

Make the best fake gold doubloons in the world using a process I developed myself.
 
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
 
Mascot for the Miami Dolphins and Ft. Lauderdale Strikers 25 years ago. Shook hands with many celebrities and football players. For example, Don Johnson was on the sidelines with his kid. One time I went up to the press box, and Joe Robbie was walking by.

It's funny because if you know what hotel the team is staying at, you can meet the players before they head to the stadium. For example, one time I was in Tampa for a Striker game, and the team was playing video games before heading out. I'm just standing there next to the team while they're playing video games like no big deal.

I also got custody of my kid, after the ho started talking about suicide and gave her to me legally. Doesn't happen often, but it can.

In this thread I learned ngfm is a mascot
 
Splice live 35,000 volt underground wire. (I do this daily mind you)

White water kayaking down a class IV rapid. That was intense.
 
I had a lung deflate once.
Been there. Sucks ass. There's a big thread on my ordeal.


When I was 19, I was arrested alongside my girlfriend (ex) for having sex in a cemetery. It was the 11th or 12th time we had done it. We would park across the street and hop the fence, and then find the most interesting gravestone/altar/mausoleum and get to business. We weren't goths/satanists/Wiccans or whatever else you might think. We were just fucking weird, and enjoyed every exhilarating minute of it.

Anyway, the night watchman called the cops, we were arrested, and we were charged with trespassing. We were both fined $400, which she just paid, and I served out in county jail. $100/day.
 
last night i laid some dude out at the bar because he was "party boy"-ing a random girl i didnt know aka knocking her around with his cock, she bought me a drink after (didnt take her home though)
? he must have a pretty big cock if he's knocking people around with it

what exactly do you mean when you say you laid him
 
i once threw my sigaret away (when i was still smoking) and it ended up standing straight up on the ground.

I've done that once. And once only. Tossed the butt up into the air and it landed, bounced, teetered and settled up-right. I think that should happen to everyone at least once in their life. :D

I've also been walking down the street and tossed a beer bottle a good 12 feet up into the air. It landed on its neck and bounced a few times without breaking. It then sloooowly rolled over to the curb, paused, then fell over...

...and smashed into a bazillion pieces. I couldn't stop laughing for a good while.


When I was about 5 I laid down in my backyard and was instantly ravaged by 22 puppies. Within seconds my hair was in knots, my shoelaces were untied and I was covered in slobber.

Something else that should happen to everyone at least once in their lives. :bigthumb:
 
i'm male. the movie was The Art of War. it was muted and i had other mental images, but still very strange/funny
 
got attacked by an 8 foot king cobra while building a sniper perch in a tree for a paintball field in mumbai.

-moto
 
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