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81 - 09-10-2020, 17:24
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OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR HAL
 
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Infocom games.



If you actually LIKED Hitchhiker, then play a game that can actually translate your instructions:



Launch trailer:

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time - Launch Trailer | PS4 - YouTube

Opening:

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time (Intro) - YouTube

Summary: You are Fayt Leingod, a college student from Earth. You are spending the last days of summer on vacation planet Hyda with your parents and friend, Sophia Esteed. But days of carefree leisure turn into a desperate bid for survival when an unknown race attacks the luxury planet with devastating weapons from a battery of star ships.

The beginning:

Star Ocean Till The End Of Time: Beginning (1) - YouTube
 
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Most people are shocked when they find out

how bad an electrician I am.
 
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You'll never see cats playing poker in jungles because there are too many cheetahs.
 
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A bossy man walks into a bar

and oders everyone a round.
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Dawg View Post
A bossy man walks into a bar

and oders everyone a round.
Way to botch the joke, Thunderbutt.
 
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Does anyone remember that guy who had his entire left side amputated?

He's all right now.
 
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There's a band called 999MB

They haven't had any Gigs yet
 
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I want to tell you a story about a woman who only ate plants.

No one has ever herbivore.
 
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my son was raped yesterday.
 
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niiice
 
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I think you misspelled bad jokes.
 
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You're such a sad little 13 year old girl.
 
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no H8 tommy
 
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Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes

But they are definitely #2
 
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:

"You know, one would have been enough."
 
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Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

A tiny part of me said yes.
 
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when i came out of the womb and my dad saw my face for the first time he took a ball-peen hammer and violently smashed his penis into a bloody pulp
 
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and ended up with a cross peen
 
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and it's lowtax for the tip- in.
 
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